I was going to make a joke...

[SMOKEU]

I hate 9/11 jokes, they're just plane wrong.

I was gonna tell a gay joke, butt fuck it.

I also hate cripple jokes. Can't stand them.

Vagina jokes aren't funny either. Period.

I was going to tell this joke about Alzheimers, but I forgot it

It's a joke not a shit, don't take it so hard.

I was going to tell you a joke about the bank, but I lost interest.

I was gonna tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long.

I have a joke about immortality. It never gets old.

I heard this great one about being condescending... but naah, you wouldn't get it.

Did I tell you the joke about the wall? You'll never get over it.

I was going to tell you a joke about butter, but you'd only spread it

I would tell you the joke about the blunt pencil, but theres no point!

[Banditbandit]

Why do paraplegics run so many raffles?

Not one of them can stand on their own two feet!

[Coolz]

I was going to tell you a joke about a racist but I could only remember one side of it.

[Daffyd]

I was going to tell you the joke about the dirty window... but you wouldn't see through it!