The odds are that we may never be rescued

[YellowDog]

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen,
I'm afraid I have some very bad news... Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt
an emergency landing.

Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach.
However, the odds are that we may never be rescued
and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay our
VISA and MasterCard bills yet?" "No, sweetheart," she responds.

Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks,
"Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?"

"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.

"One last thing Esther. Did you remember to send the estimate check to the
IRS this quarter?" he asks.

"Oh, forgive me, Abe," begged Esther. "I didn't send that one, either."

Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.

Esther pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?"

Abe answers, "They'll find us!"

[unstuck]

True that, you cannot run from the tax man, not for long anyway.

[Maha]

Thanking someone for assuring the IRS will find you?..........ironic.

[Akzle]

True that, you cannot run from the tax man, not for long anyway.

i'm winning so far...

[unstuck]

i'm winning so far...

Yeah, I managed it for a few years, but it hurt a whole lot more when he finally caught me. And the bastard gave me an assfucking with NO lube, I can tell you.

[Akzle]

Yeah, I managed it for a few years, but it hurt a whole lot more when he finally caught me. And the bastard gave me an assfucking with NO lube, I can tell you.

silly. bet you didn't use the words "get the fuck off my property or i'm going to shoot you" huh?