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    A riddle

    There is a legitimate answer so try and figure it out.


    Here is a riddle for the true intellectual.

    Try to come up with the answer on your own.

    However, the answer is at the bottom for those

    who are unable to think this one through.



    Here's the riddle:



    At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth.

    One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor.

    The other is getting oral sex from an 85-year-old toothless woman.

    They are both thinking the exact same thing.

    What are they both thinking?



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    Don’t look down!


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    I got it right. Do I get a prize?
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    My first thought was...
    ''What on earth persuaded me to do this''?

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    I did think "don't look down", but changed my mind and thought, "Don't stop, I'm nearly there".
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    I got it right. Do I get a prize?
    Yip, your prize is either one of the two stunts

    BTW: To pass the test, you weren't supposed to look down

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    Slo,, your prize is this 80 yr old woman I know. She's a real honeyClick image for larger version. 

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    Apparently she can gobble and not drop the ash off her ciggy at the same time

    Awesome eh,
    " Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"

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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    Slo,, your prize is this 80 yr old woman I know. She's a real honey
    Apparently she can gobble and not drop the ash off her ciggy at the same time

    Awesome eh,
    Brown paper bag and it's all good. A hole is a goal!

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