Hardon..come on what a name!

[vifferman]

there were many more, alas memory not what it was.....

Drain the lizard
Syphon the python
Point percy at the porcelain

[scumdog]

If we have a hard on, women have a ...........................?

Or in my circles, a 'wet on', just to add to the earlier mentioned more common "wide-on" (or John Deere as some call it)

[kerryg]

Drain the lizard
Syphon the python
Point percy at the porcelain

Yes, exactly. Thanks for that.

And then there were the aphrodisiac properies of prawn curry, and studying Kant.....

I loved those movies....

[Sniper]

And no-one has gone so far to say........

GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A
LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE
CARIBBEAN.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece-of-pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back

[sels1]

And no-one has gone so far to say........

GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A
LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE
CARIBBEAN....

Thank you Mr Monty Python fan, I used to have a wav file of that once, lost it in a hard drive crash

[Sniper]

Thank you Mr Monty Python fan, I used to have a wav file of that once, lost it in a hard drive crash

Love him. I have all his movies

[Lou Girardin]

And no-one has gone so far to say........

GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A
LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE
CARIBBEAN.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece-of-pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back

Excellent! But it's tOdger.