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    Books you will never find in a bookstore

    124 Simple Exercises For the Teeth
    A Complete List Of All the Things That Are Still Pending
    A Hundred Dead People Nobody Misses
    A List Of People Who Mean Well
    A Treasury Of Poorly Understood Ideas
    Apartment Hunting For Devil Worshipers
    Backpacking For Shut-ins
    Caring For the Seated
    Chances Are Your Sister's Full Of Shit
    Controlling Fear Without Getting Frightened
    Cooking For the Paralyzed
    Cooking With Heat
    How To Give Yourself a Complete Physical Without Getting Undressed
    How To Kill a Rat With an Oboe
    How To Kill Your Nephew
    How To Lease Out the Space Inside Your Nose
    How To Organize a Tupperware Gang-Bang
    How To Seem Intelligent
    How To Spoil Other People's Fun
    How To Spot a Creep From a Distance
    How To Spot Truly Vicious People in Church
    How To Start a Range War
    How To Turn Unbearable Pain Into Extra Income
    How To Wave Good-bye Without Moving Your Arms
    I Gave Up Hope and Died and It Worked
    I Suck You Suck
    Let's Change the Alphabet
    Don't Throw Away Your Old Skin
    Eat, Run, Stay Fit, and Die Anyway
    Famous Bullshit Stories
    Famous People Who Were Wiry
    Fill Your Life With Croutons
    How To Become a Grease Ball
    How To Do Everything At Once
    How To Filet a Panda
    How To Get a Tan With a Flashlight
    How To Get Back From Boston
    How To Give a King a Really Hard Time
    How To Give People Your Best Regards
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    How To Filet a Panda
    love it .
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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