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    Why work? A couple from the UK asks

    I especially enjoyed the last portion where they dismiss getting an education.


    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...#ixzz2JALxd41W
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    bwaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... at least they're not shoplifting.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    But they are multiplying... *sigh*
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Apparently they deserve sympathy.
    Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    But they are multiplying... *sigh*
    Cmon Veroni whatever..... It's the kiwi way in many ways. I think you are being a bit naieve. You do live in "Inbreed County"

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    I only got down to the part that started with Gina admits. Un-bloody-believable!

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    To be fair though, the bird in the second story (who does pay her way), looks way more bangable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc View Post
    Cmon Veroni whatever..... It's the kiwi way in many ways. I think you are being a bit naieve. You do live in "Inbreed County"
    1- almost there, but Veronique would be the correct version.

    2- "naive". But I don't see what makes me naive in posting an article portraying benefit bludgers in the UK. However, their bludgers are somewhat more trendy looking than ours, don't you think?

    3- my comment on their increasing in numbers was tongue in cheek mock despair at the multiplying of morons with a less than respectful and lazy attitude. The gene pool isn't being helped.

    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    To be fair though, the bird in the second story (who does pay her way), looks way more bangable.
    Alleluyah!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    To be fair though, the bird in the second story (who does pay her way), looks way more bangable.
    But she'd also bark at you in a Lithuanian accent to put the toilet seat down... and likely wouldn't stop even with your peepee in her pie hole. She'd also be working all day instead of cuddling you in between changing nappies. She's also less likely to have as much money. then again though, there's no accounting for taste.
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    " By LIAM BYRNE, Shadow Work Secretary

    THE vast majority of people out of work are desperate to get a job but there are more than five people chasing every opening."

    Two less competing for jobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    But she'd also bark at you in a Lithuanian accent to put the toilet seat down... and likely wouldn't stop even with your peepee in her pie hole. She'd also be working all day instead of cuddling you in between changing nappies. She's also less likely to have as much money. then again though, there's no accounting for taste.
    Dude, bangable, I didn't say marriable
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Two less competing for jobs.
    Should be competing for air.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    Dude, bangable, I didn't say marriable
    Chauvinist.

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    Should be competing for air.
    No, that's Beijing.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    No, that's Beijing.
    Well they wouldn't be unemployed there that's for fucking sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    To be fair though, the bird in the second story (who does pay her way), looks way more bangable.
    Sadly, that doesn't make me feel any better.

    However 'cos this is KB, someone will probably come on eventually and say how horrible we all are about the "poor" non working couple which should be a laugh.

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