Real estate agents, quick off the mark eh?

**98tls** · 7th February 2013, 19:27

Standing in the lounge i saw a car pull up driven by a lady i used to work with at the soon to close place i still albeit not for much longer work at,another smartly dressed lady gets out and car pulls off down the street,knock at door later i open it to "hi (big teeth) i am from blah blah real estate and we are wondering if you had been thinking of selling your home etc etc"

i say "nope to soon to make any decisions but as your here how about nibbling the end of my dick with those huge teeth" she says "pardon me"

so i start to repeat my question so off down the path she goes with Sam (border collie) sniffing her arse

Silly tart,give her 10/10 for nerve though/Win some lose some i guess.

**SMOKEU** · 7th February 2013, 19:34

Be careful what you wish for.

**Madness** · 7th February 2013, 19:40

You'll have given her a complex now mate, she'll probably never give head again.

**98tls** · 7th February 2013, 19:45

Originally Posted by Madness

You'll have given her a complex now mate, she'll probably never give head again.

Thing is shes just trying to make a quid i guess,bet shes wishing she had replied "ok",would ave shut the door quick smart.

**Grizzo** · 7th February 2013, 19:47

Fuckin brilliant.
Like fuckin sharks they are.

**mashman** · 7th February 2013, 19:51

Originally Posted by 98tls

Thing is shes just trying to make a quid i guess,bet shes wishing she had replied "ok",would ave shut the door quick smart.

Ohhhh, so you've got a letter box in your door too

**Robert Taylor** · 7th February 2013, 19:52

Originally Posted by 98tls

Standing in the lounge i saw a car pull up driven by a lady i used to work with at the soon to close place i still albeit not for much longer work at,another smartly dressed lady gets out and car pulls off down the street,knock at door later i open it to "hi (big teeth) i am from blah blah real estate and we are wondering if you had been thinking of selling your home etc etc"

i say "nope to soon to make any decisions but as your here how about nibbling the end of my dick with those huge teeth" she says "pardon me"

so i start to repeat my question so off down the path she goes with Sam (border collie) sniffing her arse

Silly tart,give her 10/10 for nerve though/Win some lose some i guess.

Well done that man!!!

**Madness** · 7th February 2013, 19:54

You could have used the old "just lie back & think of the commission"

**george formby** · 7th February 2013, 20:02

Originally Posted by 98tls

Thing is shes just trying to make a quid i guess,bet shes wishing she had replied "ok",would ave shut the door quick smart.

Been through two agents trying to sell my house.

If you live in Auks with 1.9 million people to view your listing your laughing. If you live in the Bay of Islands & own a Pit bull yer screwed. If you live here your screwed anyway. The most recent agent cold called, was enlisted, tried & failed. I did have a good larf when he rocked up with colleagues to vew the house. Me & the dog, soft as buggery, say helloo and the first comment I get is "that's a Pit Bull!". "Yup", I say, "and your a real estate agent, who's the most dangerous?" Probably screwed things for myself really....

**98tls** · 7th February 2013, 20:10

Originally Posted by george formby

Been through two agents trying to sell my house.

If you live in Auks with 1.9 million people to view your listing your laughing. If you live in the Bay of Islands & own a Pit bull yer screwed. If you live here your screwed anyway. The most recent agent cold called, was enlisted, tried & failed. I did have a good larf when he rocked up with colleagues to vew the house. Me & the dog, soft as buggery, say helloo and the first comment I get is "that's a Pit Bull!". "Yup", I say, "and your a real estate agent, who's the most dangerous?" Probably screwed things for myself really....

Mate ive no intention of selling anything especially my house,was somewhat taken aback by the nerve of the tart but..hence my comment to her.

**ducatilover** · 7th February 2013, 20:19

Best thing I've read all week TL, in stitches!

**AllanB** · 7th February 2013, 20:36

They give me the shits. Oddly I have two good friends who are, we don't discuss their work ...........

**98tls** · 7th February 2013, 21:01

Originally Posted by AllanB

They give me the shits. Oddly I have two good friends who are, we don't discuss their work ...........

Ive some sympathy for them myself,sold cars for a living many years ago,money for jam really as it was a very popular brand at a franchised dealership and to a point he who dares etc etc,thing is i wouldnt sift through the death notices then do a rego search for a deal.

**avgas** · 7th February 2013, 21:53

Originally Posted by 98tls

Ive some sympathy for them myself,sold cars for a living many years ago,money for jam really as it was a very popular brand at a franchised dealership and to a point he who dares etc etc,thing is i wouldnt sift through the death notices then do a rego search for a deal.

I almost bought some velocette's that way. When it came to getting to ol' couts bikes - found out I was not a fan of the LE and left it for the auctioneers.

Had one agent politely ask me if I wanted to sell (only been in the house 1.5 months!). Politely replied that if she got me a million bucks I would pack my bags and be gone.
Turns out asking for outrageous prices only works a couple of k's down the road........not here.........yet