Real estate agents, quick off the mark eh?

**Maha** · 8th February 2013, 05:40

I knew a female years ago, her teeth were that big she could eat a pie through a picket fence, no trouble.

**Owl** · 8th February 2013, 06:18

Well done 98tls.

Still haven't forgiven those fuckers (agents) for turning up to my mother's house, the day of her funeral

**HenryDorsetCase** · 8th February 2013, 07:33

Originally Posted by 98tls

Mate ive no intention of selling anything especially my house,was somewhat taken aback by the nerve of the tart but..hence my comment to her.

She just wants a ride on the Norton

**HenryDorsetCase** · 8th February 2013, 07:34

Originally Posted by Maha

I knew a female years ago, her teeth were that big she could eat a pie through a picket fence, no trouble.

Could she suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

**ducatilover** · 8th February 2013, 07:36

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

Could she suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

I bet she'd eat apples through a tennis racket.

**avgas** · 8th February 2013, 08:41

Originally Posted by ducatilover

I bet she'd eat apples through a tennis racket.

Would be like getting a blow job from Magic Bullet.

**ducatilover** · 8th February 2013, 08:44

Originally Posted by avgas

Would be like getting a blow job from Magic Bullet.

fuck that
She's eat your arse through a keyhole

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