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  1. 13th February 2013, 08:06 #1
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    What's that in your trousers?

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crim...eapon-in-pants

    "A Timaru man claimed he had forgotten about a 48cm machete he put down his pants to protect himself amid gang rivalry."

    I get that all the time....I forget about the 48cm knob I have down my pants


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    Mate .. sometimes these people get sooo wasted they only know which way is up because it's the oppositie direction from their feet .. and sometimes they can't find their feet ..

    I find that quite believable ...

    The 48cm knob in your pants is different .. that's sooo unwieldly you couldn't walk ... lt alone sit on a motorcycle ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post

    The 48cm knob in your pants is different .. that's sooo unwieldly you couldn't walk ... lt alone sit on a motorcycle ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nudemetalz View Post
    48cm knob
    Lot of good that would do, you would pass out every time you got a hard on.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Lot of good that would do, you would pass out every time you got a hard on.
    That's why you gotta press "record" on the camera before you get amorous...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    Mate .. sometimes these people get sooo wasted they only know which way is up because it's the oppositie direction from their feet .. and sometimes they can't find their feet ..

    I find that quite believable ...

    The 48cm knob in your pants is different .. that's sooo unwieldly you couldn't walk ... lt alone sit on a motorcycle ...
    Nah, just coil it like a spring...
    I call it "Ohlinob"


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    I say is that a machete in your pants or are they just happy to c you



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    Quote Originally Posted by nudemetalz View Post
    Nah, just coil it like a spring...
    I call it "Ohlinob"
    Perhaps an Ozynob for when ya get a knee down
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    Quote Originally Posted by cc rider View Post
    Perhaps an Ozynob for when ya get a knee down
    Is that like when you get on your knees?
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    ... and pray he meant 48mm not cm
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    Quote Originally Posted by cc rider View Post
    ... and pray he meant 48mm not cm
    48mm thats like 1 & 3/4"
    doesn't seem like a big deal unless its added on the end of a foot-long subway...............



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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    48mm thats like 1 & 3/4"
    doesn't seem like a big deal unless its added on the end of a foot-long subway...............
    haha yeah???


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    Quote Originally Posted by cc rider View Post
    haha yeah???


    I worked with a teacher who carried his pet ferret in his pants
    Umm ... there's not much to say to that one is there ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    Umm ... there's not much to say to that one is there ...
    No. He was a very shy ferret
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