Last edited by Akzle; 19th February 2013 at 18:09. Reason: what kind of a drunk cunt can't spell brown.
Wow..... Insulting cyclists, Harley riders, cruisers and maybe more in one post
Plus imagine doing 116mph two up on a scooter........
"Sorry Officer, umm.... my yellow power band got stuck wide open"
This is my favourite line from the cyclist haters.
Never mind that I very possibly pay more in tax than you earn in a year, and adequately contribute to the upkeep of the roads through the metric shitload I pay in rates, as well as ACC levies on 2 motorbikes and 2 cars (and while I'm here, when did they sneak through the rego increase on diesels to the same as a motorbike, thieving cunts) so if I choose to ride my bike while still paying all of the above whether I like it or not, suck it up princess.
Or, to put it another way....
What a cock.
Riding cheap crappy old bikes badly since 1987
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its always awesome to blame the cyclist for cars swerving.. after all, they dont have any right to be on the road, are all nutters who ride like raving lunatics and are most probably in a gang.
My sister told me cyclists were at fault for causing traffic jams on te irirangi drive. I asked "how?" - her reply.. every day there is one on the road and people refuse to pull out and pass them so they cause a traffic jam. My response.. "so.. who is causing the traffic jam.. the cyclist who knows there is more than enough room for a car to pass on that road (hell, even two abreast can be passed easily enough there), or the idiot in the car who has no idea how to drive and should be banned from the road for endangering peoples lives?"
Its just awesome.
Of course... motorcyclists and scooter riders NEVER ride dangerously, or split lanes, or speed, or run lights... never..
"If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." - Anatole France
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A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
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By far the best thread in a while....
Have to say, scooters in the cycle lane are just dangerous, had one doing it on the way to uni. Just got in everyones way, nearly got himself killed three times, and this was with a cycle free cycle lane. Was amazing to watch just how oblivious he was to everything around him too.
And yep, love that if I cycle, I automatically don't pay for anything to do with the roads. Ever![]()
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