The Pope and Titiwhai Harawera are on the same stage at Waitangi in front

of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Titiwhai and says, "Do you know that with

one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go

wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but

will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day

and rejoice!"

Titiwhai replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little

wave of your hand?....Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded her and

knocked her off the stage


AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout
the land!