One fresh from today
Originally Posted by timalex
Hardcore Biker
One fresh from today
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Quote of the day for Friday:
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
John Kenneth Galbraith (1908 - 2006)
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Forum whore
Some days you get it, and some days you get got.
When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
Always drink upstream from your cattle.
(Toby Keith - Get Got)
Bogeyman
Son, never buy anything with a handle on it.
Not saying.
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
Hardcore Biker
Abraham LincolnThe problem with quotes from the internet is that their veracity is always neigh impossible to determine.
There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
Oppan Biker Style
He who hesitates has lost the parking space...
Rubba-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. Amen.
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Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behaviour does.
"channellling the Pleideans"
It's not the side effects of the cocaine
I'm thinking that it must be love.
- D Bowie. (8 January 1947 - )
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
Aio ki te Aorangi
It's not drugs that are the problem, it's alcohol that's the problem. (Cop of TV working in Alaska)
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
Of an enviable height
2, 4, 6, 8, Grub's up, don't wait.
9, 10, Dig In.
I love Churchill ones...
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I shall not put.
Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”
Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”
God's Evil Twin
Science is but an organized system of ignorance - Theodore Gottleib (AKA Brother Theodore)
Science Is But An Organized System Of Ignorance"Pornography: The thing with billions of views that nobody watches" - WhiteManBehindADesk
Weekend cruiser
"Never regret something that once made you smile" Amber Deckers.
They call me Mr Fahrenheit
If it's got tits or tyres, it will eventually give you trouble.
My latest fave is this one:
Keep on chooglin'
Hardcore Biker
'You got alota teeth for a smart cunt.
Grumpy Old Bastard
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
-- Rod Stewart
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
-- Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
-- Roseanne
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
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