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    We have new neighbours

    Turned into our street after walking the dog. Saw a black sw pulling into the empty rental house next door. One mag wheel on the back, one orange spacesaver on the front. A cigarette being flicked out the window. Thought 'FFS' sure enough, They had a screaming domestic outside the back door even before all the furniture was moved in, Sounded like a couple of biff bams finished that.

    This morning, monkey music blasting out the windows, two toddlers screaming and fighting, the 'thing' screaming obsenities at them.

    I was going to trim the hedge right back next monday. I think I'll just trim up my side and leave the top growing.

    Should I go and introduce myself? or just burn their house down?
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    No need to burn them yet, too much fun to be had with the community constable and CYFs to want to go off half cocked!

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    Video all the 'colourful' bits and present them to CYFs when they come round for evidence...
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    they wont be there long, they will fail to pay the rent or have to flit from creditors.

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    Invite them in for a gas shower


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    Wife just told me, I'm prejudging them, I should give them time, Told her she's right, I'll give em till 3oclock this arvo, then I ph cfyps, the drug squad, WINZ, before razing the house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    Should I go and introduce myself? or just burn their house down?
    The latter. Make sure they are at home first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    Wife just told me, I'm prejudging them, I should give them time, Told her she's right, I'll give em till 3oclock this arvo, then I ph cfyps, the drug squad, WINZ, before razing the house.
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    ANd from the other side ..

    We just moved into a new place in Te Awamutu ... the next door neighbour is a pain in the arse - he was out walking his dog when we arrived - the first thing he did was frown at us.

    his wife looks nice ... but he peers through the hedge and looks disapproving ... I'm sure he's a nark and is going to try to make trouble for us.

    Should I burn his house down or go and introduce myself?

    PS. The hedge is messy and high. I'll have to cut it back in a few days.
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    Similar situation where I lived in Rotorua years ago, two flats next door owned by WINZ and the fuckers in the rear unit would party all the time, theres only so much Marley/Tosh music one can take, they would piss up against the wire fence which was 1mt from our house, blokes would bash the women folk, the smell of drug most days etc. I called the cops one night when things got out of hand, one big fucker was drunk and standing on the porch of the house behind me, I went out and asked ''what the fuck he was doing there''?...looking for a ball apparently.. told him to leave as the cops were on there way..he went back to the party next door and got a hua of a hiding from 2-3 other blokes as he walked up the driveway..turns out, he had smacked over female behind the shed, cops were there in three minutes max, and a ambo soon after.

    One older chap two doors down bought the flats off WINZ soon and kicked them out. Put in decent tennants.

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    i bet they're white. damn white folk causing all these social disturbances.

    but they're part of your society, so you should be phoning the government to see what help you can get for them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    ANd from the other side ..

    We just moved into a new place in Te Awamutu ... the next door neighbour is a pain in the arse - he was out walking his dog when we arrived - the first thing he did was frown at us.

    his wife looks nive ... but he peers through the hedge and looks disapproving ... I'm sure he's a nark and is going to try to make trouble for us.

    Should I burn his house down or go and introduce myself?.

    You eyeing up my wife?? you sicko, At least I only get chased away from the local school. Which one of the snivelling brats is yours? I take it, the other one belongs to ya brother.
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