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  1. 9th March 2013, 10:01 #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by willytheekid View Post
    ...when your backpack catches on fire and starts throwing buring undies at other road users!
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    Ask James Deuce about a certian magpie incident on his RC30 travelling down the west coast
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    ......when listening to the female GPS voice, and you wonder what She's wearing....
    "If you haven't grown up by the time you turn 50, you don't have to!"
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    you throw all ya plans out the window on the 1st day.....
    Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends. (John 15:13)
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    Quote Originally Posted by shafty View Post
    ......when listening to the female GPS voice, and you wonder what She's wearing....
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    Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends. (John 15:13)
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    You find the rattle you kept hearing on and off ... for the last 500 km's ...

    30 km's from the nearest town.

    On a public holiday. (and no Cell phone coverage)

    Just before it falls off.

    And nothing in the tool kit you have ... can tighten it.
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Shrek_ View Post
    you throw all ya plans out the window on the 1st day.....
    Like a bridge/road gets washed out on your preferred route the day before you leave home.
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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    .... When you're running to every place in motueka looking for chain lube and wondering why your in motueka anyway

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    When your reply to "how far are you going?" Is, "all the way"
    With my beer tinted glasses I'm ready to biddy battle,
    I'm hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle!
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    ... When you arrive at a backpackers.


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    .... all your friends know all the words to all your touring stories ...
    "I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mushu View Post
    why motueka
    Takaka Hill.
    DAVE'S PLACE
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Takaka Hill.
    Is he, like, a relation of Graham Hill ???
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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    ....when you get off your bike and your arse goes pop pop in poetic motion.


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    Quote Originally Posted by c4. View Post
    When your reply to "how far are you going?" Is, "all the way"
    I use ...

    Home ..... eventually ..



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