...you turn straight round and re-ride that last bit of road 'cos the twisties were just SO good
Bevelhead Dinosaur
...you turn straight round and re-ride that last bit of road 'cos the twisties were just SO good
=mjc=
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Born to be mild
(so touring can be like happily receiving bum-sex?)Originally Posted by haydes55
Grow older but never grow up
ArseBiscuit
....when your missus starts to smell like she's straight out of the bush...
His Excellency
Lubing chains while yawning and scratching your balls is second nature.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
One of the few things of importance in life, is looking for a petrol station.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
BIA MMC
- when you never take a main road yet never a shortcut either
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin
Hardcore Biker
...you realise that it possibly isn't just a passing shower.
Thread Killer
When you get to your destination all you can do is lie on the bed......face down... you have a smile on your face
Even though your arse hurts...
Forum whore
So, does the fact that I can do 1200km in a day and my arse feels fine mean I wasn't on tour?When you get to your destination all you can do is lie on the bed......face down
Best bike seat I've ever had...
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-90)
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending to much liberty than those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
"Motorcycling is not inherently dangerous. It is, however, EXTREMELY unforgiving of inattention, ignorance, incompetence and stupidity!" - Anonymous
"Live to Ride, Ride to Live"
One hell of a ride.
No - it means you didn't understand the question.
It's OK...I've got a spare!
...you're wearing leather pants in public...
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
Pasta La Vista
I so miss the seat on my old K75.After a couple of hundred k's on the duck I start asking myself "Are we there yet?".
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
Anarchic Wild Child
... you're eating petrol station pies for three meals a day ...
.. you're wondering whether your bladder will hold out to the next petrol stop ...
... even BP Connect coffee tastes good ...
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Bevelhead Dinosaur
I reccon the BP pies aren't too bad
In fact their mince & cheese is pretty good
Nearly as good as a Jimmy's of Roxburgh
=mjc=
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Hardcore Biker
you have no problem turning socks and undies inside out as the next washing stop isn't for another 4 days.
you stop turning socks and undies inside out as your beyond carring ........ it can wait another 4 days
checking tyres becomes an obsesson ..... 2000 km to the next bikeshop
the 1000 yard stare becomes the normal facial expression
you start to forget to put you feet down when coming to a stop
the end of day beer becomes on of lifes greatest pleasures and feels well deserved
It's not a beer pot.... It's a fuel tank for a sex machine
Trip of a life time http://www.buenosaires-caracas.com.ar/tours.html
Trip details here
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