You know you're a biker on tour when...

[Big Dave]

.....you can smell your own B.O.

.....your socks are wet before you put them on.

..... ?

[Maha]

.....when you hear the words ''honey did you pack the conditioner''?

...I was sure the puncture repair kit was under the seat.

[haydes55]

... you have a smile on your face


Even though your arse hurts...

[Usarka]

...you have to force yourself to stop and look at the scenery.

[Flip]

......work is pissed off with you for not being contactable and you don't care.

[Maha]

...when after 637 kms the receptionist says ''sorry, you were booked in last weekend''.

[Crasherfromwayback]

...When you're on the wrong side of the road and you're meant to be.

[Laava]

...the cafe owner in ballarat says your missus sounds like she is straight out of the bush!

[Genestho]

Damp thermals (or undies) from the mornings "soak and then squeeze dry" mission, flapping from under a tie down off the back, aka the mini mobile clothesline!

The disposable raincoat is in shreds within half an hour....

[Mental Trousers]

.... you're pulling receipts out of your wallet cos you left the bog roll at the last stop.

[Virago]

...you're actually bored with cafe food.

[Big Dave]

...you're actually bored with cafe food.

Time out.

I laugh much - at all of dis.

But I think I could subsist on Toasted ham and cheese for several years.

Time in.

[Laava]

....people ask you where you're from and you have trouble understanding one another, and you're still in NZ!

[flyingcrocodile46]

You can smell the odour of road kill on every road and the smell becomes stronger as you slow down then fades again as you take your helmet off.

[MD]

..words like timetable, schedule, plans and appointments no longer have any meaning to you.