Fear of the D-ucks, I have a phobia that someone's always there

[clonak]

[PrincessBandit]

i don't have that fear because I know all the ducks I've seen lately take no notice whatsoever of my bicycle bearing down on them until the last minute. Then they flap outta the way for dear life.

I do, however, have an opposum up the pohutukawa tree outside, and I'm sure that fuzzy little pink-nosed thing is spying on me...not unlike ceiling cat

[YellowDog]

So Anatidaephobia suffers can commit murder and get off due to this terribly dibilitating (made up) illness.

The whispering ducks made me do it

[Banditbandit]

GUNS is the answer .. definitely shoot that possum ... and probably shoot the ducks too (very nice roasted - or done slowly in a crock pot)

[SMOKEU]

GUNS is the answer .. definitely shoot that possum ... and probably shoot the ducks too

That's what we used to do with the kaffirs back home. Ahhh....the good old days.

[silver_duck]

I'm watching YOU!!!!