We have new neighbours

**clonak** · 14th March 2013, 15:16

Heh, I was once 'those neighbours'. Moved into a house, next day had a neighbour 'introduce' her self, when she heard the band practising. With in 3 months 3 nieghbours had moved, another nieghbour came over and informed us "I am mowing your lawns, you will pay me $30 each time." save me the hassle of wading through the jungle to get to the letter box, only paid him half the time. Counsel routinely made trips to the street to ticket the unwarranted cars we had parked up and down the street. Counsel came around one day because vegan dykes next door narked on us skinning sheep in the back yard. Never once herd from the landlord, except when the counsel sent him a letter demanding the section be cleaned up or face prosicution.
Oh the joys of the teenage/early twenties years. Of course Iv sobered up and am a responsible citizen now.

**nzmikey** · 14th March 2013, 15:20

Originally Posted by Tigadee

Video all the 'colourful' bits and present them to KB so we can all have a laugh

FTFY

**puddytat** · 14th March 2013, 15:26

There is an old saying..."You cant chose your neighbours"
With that in mind, when the adjoining block came up for sale from where our water supply originates it was a no brainer to buy it. Thanks to Dear old Grand Ma who'd dropped off the perch a few months previously & had left us the required money to purchase it.
The last thing we wanted was a gun toting redneck mofo buying it.We're all gun toting conservationists 'round here.
The thing is, lower I.Q types are prevalent & are not bound by colour or race....& over the years we have found that it didnt matter how nicely you try to talk to redneck mofos or dipshit subhumans to sort out points of potential conflict, they all throw their toys out of the cot at the first hint of you trying to reason with them...& the abuse follows.

**FJRider** · 14th March 2013, 15:53

Phone the police and tell them you saw a rifle being waved around inside their house. Then set up the video camera and wait for it all to unfold ... (10 minutes tops I reckon)

**mashman** · 14th March 2013, 16:34

is his missus hot?

**scumdog** · 14th March 2013, 16:46

Originally Posted by awa355

Turned into our street after walking the dog. Saw a black sw pulling into the empty rental house next door. One mag wheel on the back, one orange spacesaver on the front. A cigarette being flicked out the window. Thought 'FFS' sure enough, They had a screaming domestic outside the back door even before all the furniture was moved in, Sounded like a couple of biff bams finished that.

This morning, monkey music blasting out the windows, two toddlers screaming and fighting, the 'thing' screaming obsenities at them.

?

Sound very much like some of my 'clients'...

**Karl08** · 14th March 2013, 17:08

change the name of your wireless connection to "CIB Surveillance Alpha 2"

**awa355** · 14th March 2013, 17:17

Originally Posted by mashman

is his missus hot?

She's a big mare. Think I might give that one a miss.

**sidecar bob** · 14th March 2013, 17:27

Originally Posted by puddytat

we have found that it didnt matter how nicely you try to talk to redneck mofos or dipshit subhumans to sort out points of potential conflict, they all throw their toys out of the cot at the first hint of you trying to reason with them...& the abuse follows.

Fuckin tell me about it. Usually caused by excessive cannabis consumption in my experience.
Having said that, ive found that if you spend enough on a house, drug fucked morons cant afford to live next door.

**Smifffy** · 14th March 2013, 18:12

I wondered where those fuckers moved out to. Not that I care, but I did wonder.

Oh wait.

My neighbours are still here. Bugger.

**oneofsix** · 14th March 2013, 18:15

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

Fuckin tell me about it. Usually caused by excessive cannabis consumption in my experience.
Having said that, ive found that if you spend enough on a house, drug fucked morons cant afford to live next door.

Nah, you get stuck up fucking morons that try to know what everyone else is doing and get upset about it instead. Unlike dope heads you don't get to report them to the police or anyone.

**328FTW** · 14th March 2013, 18:33

I deal with WINZ tenants sometimes. They really do not give a shit, one set sold the oven in their flat, wrote "FUCK YOU" all over the walls, cockroaches everywhere and had torn the linings off the shower area. There have been a couple sets push things too far and you'd be amazed how many big blokes you can get to help fix things for a couple rounds of drinks at the local bar; equally amazing is what winz can't sort out given a lifetime takes 3 minutes with said help.

It's also satisfying to set their shit on fire just in case you would seriously consider it, speak from experience.

**Madness** · 14th March 2013, 18:50

Originally Posted by Karl08

change the name of your wireless connection to "CIB Surveillance Alpha 2"

You seriously think these people use the internet, let alone lawfully own a wifi capable device?

Originally Posted by mashman

Is his missus hot?

It's been fucking hot in the Waikato lately, even the really shabby ones are hot.

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

Usually caused by excessive cannabis consumption in my experience.

You must be mistaken, there is no such thing.

**mashman** · 14th March 2013, 18:56

Originally Posted by awa355

She's a big mare. Think I might give that one a miss.

Well at least you'll know what them funny noises at 2am will be. With any luck your mind will switch to her trying to climb out of bed to go the lav and not being mounted.