We have new neighbours

[oneofsix]

Flop your cock out.

Not allowed roosters in our area.

[sidecar bob]

Where do you think the busy body do gooders come from?

I honestly have absolutely no idea. But im perplexed by the notion that if one works hard enough & smart enough to afford a decent house in a decent area, it somehow also makes them & all their neighbours nosey busy bodys.

[sidecar bob]

Not allowed roosters in our area.

What about loud sex?

[oneofsix]

What about loud sex?

Very tempting but the kids get up set. They don't like to think of their 'olds doing it' never mind hear it

[nodrog:Me]

Very tempting but the kids get up set. They don't like to think of their 'olds doing it' never mind hear it

Young kids are spoil sports when it comes to their parents having sex, always ruining it by saying things like "get off me dad, you're squashing my smokes".

[imdying]

ANd from the other side ..

We just moved into a new place in Te Awamutu ... the next door neighbour is a pain in the arse - he was out walking his dog when we arrived - the first thing he did was frown at us.

*scream at wife*

his wife looks nice ... but he peers through the hedge and looks disapproving ... I'm sure he's a nark and is going to try to make trouble for us.

*belt wife in the face*

Should I burn his house down or go and introduce myself?

PS. The hedge is messy and high. I'll have to cut it back in a few days.

Fixed that for you.

[ducatilover]

I love living rural. It's quiet, close enough to town etc etc fuck living in town.

Only neighbors we have are trees and animals. Animals love the D.


Sent from my seedy garage using knives and sheep skulls.

[sidecar bob]

I love living rural. It's quiet, close enough to town etc etc fuck living in town.

Only neighbors we have are trees and animals. Animals love the D.


Sent from my seedy garage using knives and sheep skulls.

The problem we have with that around these parts is youre usually between two Kiwifruit orchards & up the road from a packhouse or two.
So if you arent getting poisoned by spray, youre getting woken up at 5am by the packers going to work, or getting your place knocked off by pruners.

[ducatilover]

The problem we have with that around these parts is youre usually between two Kiwifruit orchards & up the road from a packhouse or two.
So if you arent getting poisoned by spray, youre getting woken up at 5am by the packers going to work, or getting your place knocked off by pruners.

I'm one of those fuckers at 5am when I'm up that way Actually, we start at 5am.
Down here is nice though, fuck all work/money unless you pull cow tits but no scungy neighbors.

[scumdog]

Where do you think the busy body do gooders come from?

Who cares?

Rather have them than screamin, drug sellin' stereo blarin' drug-addled, domestic fightin' lazy-arsed lay-abouts whose income is from burglaries and the benefit of some sort...

[Road kill]

How did you drive past the back yard?

By driving past the front yard an looking down the drive.

Your not related to those clowns are you ?

[Swoop]

You can have a shit-load of entertainment with lasers.

The higher the intensity/power the better.

[Kickaha]

Flop your cock out.

That seems to be your answer to everything

[Usarka]

By driving past the front yard an looking down the drive.

Your not related to those clowns are you ?

So their pot was growing in view of the road....and it took the landlord driving past before anyone reported/stole it? Sure.

[300weatherby]

We have a new neighbour, might be the odd interesting conversation......

Me: redneck and anti immigration, pro savage actual "even the score" punishment for crims, workin on sometimes noisey racebikes in the shared drive..... being visited by people on a variety of noisy motorbikes

Her: Matronly High Court Judge............