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  1. 12th October 2014, 12:02 #1
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    Won't someone think of the children?

    Burglar caught because he had sex with a TEDDY BEAR during break-in - leaving his DNA behind for police to check.


    Paul Mountain couldn't resist the stuffed toy, Blackburn magistrates court heard.

    Must have been a really hot looking bear.

    Oh Puuullleeeze


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ice-check.html

    I love the pic accompanying this article. Poor little teddy bear...
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    ...maybe his comprehension of a sex toy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Burglar caught because he had sex with a TEDDY BEAR during break-in - leaving his DNA behind for police to check.


    Paul Mountain couldn't resist the stuffed toy, Blackburn magistrates court heard.

    Must have been a really hot looking bear.

    Oh Puuullleeeze


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ice-check.html

    I love the pic accompanying this article. Poor little teddy bear...
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    Wouldn't be the first time teddy was violated. May I refer you to my avatar...
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    Broke into a house and fucked a teddy bear? Sick stuff. Jesus you can buy one at the Warehouse for under $20. Or so I am told.
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    If its teddy bear shagging you want, just watch my mate's cat, steals them first just to add insult to injury. It also does children's winter clothes and pencil cases too.

    Seriously, and you thought humans were sick.
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    well on the positive side, glad it was a teddy bear, rather than a child etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Pastor View Post
    well on the positive side, glad it was a teddy bear, rather than a child etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Burglar caught because he had sex with a TEDDY BEAR during break-in - leaving his DNA behind for police to check ...
    If he practiced safe sex ... and worn a condom ... his secret would still be safe ...

    A lesson for all members that find themselves in similar situations ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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