boi racers..

[_Gina_]

Power to weight assclown.. look it up.

[Sniper]

You expect guys who think it looks cool to wear pants at half mast and a cap on backwards to CARE about how sad their CAR looks?

Lol, 10 points hahaha

[Storm]

Sad but true

[ZorsT]

You expect guys who think it looks cool to wear pants at half mast

The pants at half mast is to respect their fellow snot suckers that have met trees at 1XXkm/h

[Devil]

what the fuck do those blue LED lights on the bonnet(ahem... HOOD!) do?..

Each one is worth at least 5hp. Honest!

[scumdog]

Hey, so my work cars have at least ONE blue light on the roof, what does that count as??

[myvice]

I LOVE boy racer cars!
I'm sorry, but you need this and this also this and if we turn the page you need this, two of those, a set of them, and that, and then you can get a WoF...
Don’t forget to bring your low volume certificate in!
We don't get a lot of them back for a re-test... No loyalty some people!
But if we let them through, and on the off chance the cops stop them
And pink sticker them
We get in the shit
Same as if they have a serious accident! The cars get pulled apart and if it’s our sticker on the screen we get to hear about it!
I think wings are cool! And spinner wheels, fluffy dice, 38 extra gages on the dash, blue LED's on every thing, little golf players on the parcel tray, sheepskin steering wheel covers, foot print peddles, TV's, no suspension travel, 180db exhausts, musical horns, curb finders, and of course... Christmas tree lights around your rear window! Mmmm, style!

[SARGE]

Hey, so my work cars have at least ONE blue light on the roof, what does that count as??

those actually KILL the top speed of cars around you man..every time i see one of those.. i lose 30 HP

[scumdog]

[QUOTE=myvice]I LOVE boy racer cars!
I'm sorry, but you need this and this also this and if we turn the page you need this, two of those, a set of them, and that, and then you can get a WoF...
Don’t forget to bring your low volume certificate in!
We don't get a lot of them back for a re-test... No loyalty some people!
But if we let them through, and on the off chance the cops stop them
And pink sticker them
We get in the shit
Same as if they have a serious accident! The cars get pulled apart and if it’s our sticker on the screen we get to hear about it!
I think wings are cool! And spinner wheels, fluffy dice, 38 extra gages on the dash, blue LED's on every thing, little golf players on the parcel tray, sheepskin steering wheel covers, foot print peddles, TV's, no suspension travel, 180db exhausts, musical horns, curb finders, and of course... Christmas tree lights around your rear window! Mmmm, style![/QUOTE

This is 2005, in my day 1980, it was at least 5 guages, arse up about 300mm above the front end, 295's at the rear, 185's at the front.
Tinted top of the screen, BIG bonnet scoops, HORSEPOWER to the max, fluffy dice, Pos-A -Traction tyres, 15" tyres were 'Big" and a big 'rake' was mandatory.
Carless days, 50 cent per GALLON for 'super' petrol.
$33 for 185X13" Dunlop 'Aquajet' tyres (the best available).

[SARGE]

You expect guys who think it looks cool to wear pants at half mast and a cap on backwards to CARE about how sad their CAR looks?

i cant help but laugh at those idiots.. i'm not sure if you all know how that fad started... ( oh you are gona LOVE this ,..)

the half mast pants ( called " Sagging" ) started in the California prison system. it was originally a sign from the gay population of the prison, that they were available for sexual relations..

i really have to stifle a giggle when i ride down Queen street..

Wow MC Trevor White-boy.. that style really seems to fit you..

[scumdog]

those actually KILL the top speed of cars around you man..every time i see one of those.. i lose 30 HP

That's why I LOVE the mufti cars, 220kph and change cos they don't have the 'drag' of the light-bars.

[Devil]

Scumdog, do you chuckle at the fools who slow down around you when you're in a marked car? Or do you just wish they'd piss off and get out of your way?

I cant stand sheep. Coming into town this evening (6pm) there was a Police Ute (might have been doggie, but didnt pay enough attention) driving along in the left lane of the motorway (3 lanes) at about 80km/h...so what does the traffic do when they catch up to him and realise there's a cop there, they slow down to 80km/h and basically cause a rolling block! GRRRR! I hates it I does!

[scumdog]

Scumdog, do you chuckle at the fools who slow down around you when you're in a marked car? Or do you just wish they'd piss off and get out of your way?

I cant stand sheep. Coming into town this evening (6pm) there was a Police Ute (might have been doggie, but didnt pay enough attention) driving along in the left lane of the motorway (3 lanes) at about 80km/h...so what does the traffic do when they catch up to him and realise there's a cop there, they slow down to 80km/h and basically cause a rolling block! GRRRR! I hates it I does!

Yeah, the SLOWEST way to get around the country is in a marked car 'cos if you catch up with somebody they feel they are safe at 95KPH, whereas if you (me) pass them then they feel it is their 'duty' to complain that they were doing 100kph and as 'cop' passed them.


WDF, no slack eh?? Chin-chin.

[SARGE]

That's why I LOVE the mufti cars, 220kph and change cos they don't have the 'drag' of the light-bars.

i had a customer looking at a K5 gixxer-thou the other day and an officer was in the shop having a look around at some of the stuff we have..anyway.. this customer asks me ( within earshot of the officer mind you)

" whats the top speed of these things..?"

"100 kph sir".. (glancing nervously at the popo)

i head the cop stifle a giggle..then he said..

" top speed of one of those things is $1000 and 50 points"

[idb]

Scumdog, do you chuckle at the fools who slow down around you when you're in a marked car? Or do you just wish they'd piss off and get out of your way?

I cant stand sheep. Coming into town this evening (6pm) there was a Police Ute (might have been doggie, but didnt pay enough attention) driving along in the left lane of the motorway (3 lanes) at about 80km/h...so what does the traffic do when they catch up to him and realise there's a cop there, they slow down to 80km/h and basically cause a rolling block! GRRRR! I hates it I does!

It's the "Pucker Effect".
It's the effect you get when you suddenly realise that the car ahead is a cop and the sudden and violent jerk of the sphincter actually pulls on the quadriceps thus raising the foot from the accelerator.
It is almost impossible to straighten the leg until the contraction is over.

It is believed to be a hangover from the days of the caveman.
If a lazy caveman couldn't be bothered walking too far from his cave to defecate and the lady of the cave came out, the natural reaction was of course to immediately cease the bowel-voiding and duck down into the grass to avoid detection.
It's believed that that is how dogs came to be household pets, so that they could take the blame for the piles of shit left by the lazy cavemen.
Natural selection meant that those cavemen that did not possess this vital skill for self-preservation did not have many opportunities to pass their genetic material on to future generations.

Or something......