boi racers..

**Devil** · 18th August 2005, 23:31

HHrm, I think "fucker" effect would be closer to it.
FUCKER!

**scumdog** · 18th August 2005, 23:50

Originally Posted by SARGE

i had a customer looking at a K5 gixxer-thou the other day and an officer was in the shop having a look around at some of the stuff we have..anyway.. this customer asks me ( within earshot of the officer mind you)

" whats the top speed of these things..?"

"100 kph sir".. (glancing nervously at the popo)

i head the cop stifle a giggle..then he said..

" top speed of one of those things is $1000 and 50 points"

I love it, I love it!!

Down here it is "fuck, if I rolled it into a ditch and got done for careless driving it wouls cost me $500, better than a $630 ticket".

Me: "Yeah good point, but hey, at least with the speeding ticket you would still be alive eh?"

**SARGE** · 18th August 2005, 23:52

Originally Posted by scumdog

I love it, I love it!!

Down here it is "fuck, if I rolled it into a ditch and got done for careless driving it wouls cost me $500, better than a $630 ticket".

Me: "Yeah good point, but hey, at least with the speeding ticket you would still be alive eh?"

nice.. but if he was a b0i racer.. would you really have to give him a ticket?.. wouldnt you just thank him for removing that mobile dog turd from the mechanical gene-pool?

**scumdog** · 19th August 2005, 00:05

Originally Posted by SARGE

nice.. but if he was a b0i racer.. would you really have to give him a ticket?.. wouldnt you just thank him for removing that mobile dog turd from the mechanical gene-pool?

O.K., but I got to be unbiased see?

Little drongo Jappa shit-boxes are one thing but I CAN live with Jap shit-boxes THAT have been done properly and have had a bit of effort and ingenuity applied to them.

Remember, once we were there, maybe NOT with Jap cars but yeah, with some kind of little 'pocket-rocket.'

**SARGE** · 19th August 2005, 00:45

Originally Posted by scumdog

O.K., but I got to be unbiased see?

Little drongo Jappa shit-boxes are one thing but I CAN live with Jap shit-boxes THAT have been done properly and have had a bit of effort and ingenuity applied to them.

Remember, once we were there, maybe NOT with Jap cars but yeah, with some kind of little 'pocket-rocket.'

right there with ya on the good work.. i consider b0i racrs to be uninspired posers who wouldnt uderstand the mechanics of the vehicle, only that "yo bro.. dat neon iz da Shizzle!!"

ive had my share of cars.. my dad woulda kicked my ass if i posed with ANY of them

**Wolf** · 19th August 2005, 09:30

Originally Posted by SARGE

might as well go native.. im already shaggin all your women..

Gee, that is sooooo unlike a US soldier...

**SARGE** · 19th August 2005, 10:14

Originally Posted by Wolf

Gee, that is sooooo unlike a US soldier...

i plan on some pillaging later on today too..

#%^*& Viking bastigas

**FEINT** · 19th August 2005, 11:34

I don't know if this was posted already, if it has sorry, i couldn't be bothered reading the 5 pages before this.

Having a Wing on a normal "boy racer" car decreases their performance as it adds DRAG to the car. They in no way have alot of horsepower that can be compromised for high speed stability.

Just my 2 cents...