What have you lost out of your pocket?

[ellipsis]

Do you know what the donkeys on Blackpool beach get for lunch?

...mushy peas and crisps that fall out of motorcyclists pockets riding through Blackpool on the beach?...

[Berries]

Half an hour.



Courtesy of Mr Peter Kay

[Berg]

Dropped my wallet on the Stoke straight (Nelson) and had it run over spreading cards, licences and cash all over the road. Cop stopped to help me pick it all up. Must have been a good bugger as he took no notice of the un-regoed, un-WOFed trail bike I was riding

[jellywrestler]

i've got a couple of coloured pipe cleaners through the zip heads on my jacket so i can look in the mirror and check pockets are shut and also it makes a pull cord for when i've got my gloves on

[ducatilover]

i've got a couple of coloured pipe cleaners through the zip heads on my jacket so i can look in the mirror and check pockets are shut and also it makes a pull cord for when i've got my gloves on

Hey that's a really good idea. I don't tend to leave pockets open, because I'm paranoid about it, but it'll help a heap with gloves on!


Sent from a book full of worms.

[Usarka]

Almost lost some drugs, but saw a sign saying "WATCH YOUR SPEED!" and saved it falling out just in time. Thanks sign!

(yes it's an old joke)....

[Banditbandit]

sigh... and I thought I was special...

You are special dear, that's why there are special people trained to look after you ..

[Kongking]

I lost my iPhone but fortunately when my sister was driving from my grandmother's. But she made me torment for 2 days before she returned it to me. She said that would teach me a lesson to take care of my valuables.

[tri boy]

A Donkey left something in one of my pockets.
Big pocket, big mess.

[Berries]

I left a big mess inside a donkey once. Fortunately my sister was driving from my grandmother's at the time.

[Woodman]

A Donkey left something in one of my pockets.
Big pocket, big mess.

I thought this was a thread about losing stuff out of pockets ?.......so, where does the donkey come into it ?

[FJRider]

I thought this was a thread about losing stuff out of pockets ?.......so, where does the donkey come into it ?

I'm losing my ability to give a fuck. Anybody got any to spare .. ???

[ducatilover]

where does the donkey come into it ?

If I painted you a picture of where the donkey comes, I fear I would be arrested.


Sent from a donkey's dick

[Akzle]

confucius say, man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Im gna make hot pockets for brekkie. With mayo. Donkey mayo.
(THAT is where the donkey comes into it. The pocket, that is)

[Berries]

I thought this was a thread about losing stuff out of pockets ?

Exactly.

Next week we are going to have a thread on whether you use your left hand or right hand to turn the keys on your bike.