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    'Careful now, the sidecar guys are pitted down that way.........avoid them like the plague.'
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    I forgot to wear my pull ups and am busting for a leak. Now did you say the toilets are this way?

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    "You need to speak to the management.......... thats them running down there..... if your quick you might just catch the one thats tripped on the tail between his legs'" hurry now!

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    'Ill get my people to speak to your people. But yes our glasshouses are excellent for growing tomatoes and cucumbers"

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    lts clear that your wife is holding her ex's hand (-: ands you would not give a moro bar away lol

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    "which way round do I go an whats the lap record"
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    Dude........ did ya see that?????

    Seriously, over there. There's a dirty sidecar deviate chockablock up some poor sheila......
    Didn't ya see it???


    Mind holding my bike for me?? I'm off for a better 'look'....
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    I'll definately be recommending my suspension guy to others. The new adjustments have increased my laptimes by 2 seconds.

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    Thumbs up

    Quote Originally Posted by GSVR View Post
    I'll definately be recommending my suspension guy to others. The new adjustments have increased my laptimes by 2 seconds.
    l could not beleave what he did to

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    The electric bike went past Glen so fast he lost sight of it and neither he or his team saw it again as it was quickly loaded up and taken away to the future.

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    "I think the lap record is over there."
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    "Yeah...That guy....that guy down there with the aviators stuck this sticker on my bike!" "Told me I'd be faster than a fighter pilot without that Ohlins rubbish too!"

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