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    "Hey Look, - Theres my walking frame"

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    Given the attire those two are in:

    "Nah sorry guys, this is a race track and those are not beach apartments, the beach is that way - a long way away!"
    Cheers

    Merv

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    Listen, I bloody told you, take the Nitromethane sticker off the bottle! Jeez Wayne!!
    "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." John Ono Lennon.

    "If you have never stared off into the distance then your life is a shame." Counting Crows

    "The girls were in tight dresses, just like sweets in cellophane" Joe Jackson

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    Quote Originally Posted by steveyb View Post
    Listen, I bloody told you, take the Nitromethane sticker off the bottle! Jeez Wayne!!
    You do realize what the prize is aye ?, - Do you really need a Moro bar.....

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    Yeah mate, the swingers club is in the garage over there.....
    Just let me do my race, and I'll be in faster than you can say 'Strap a dick to me'.....

    I'll come first on the track, but I'll make sure I last longer in the saddle......

    If ya pay up to the girlie at the door, that'll be grand!
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    For god's sake give Scrivy the Moro already......
    "That's rooted!! What's next??"

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobGassit View Post
    For god's sake give Scrivy the Moro already......
    Naaa, I say hold out, see if he'll starve to death....................maybe at least that would shut him up.
    Disclaimer: I don't actually know what I'm talking about and everything I say should be taken as words of wisdom from a armchair general/mechanic/engineer/racer.

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    time for a rest home glen you and your zimmer frame

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobGassit View Post
    For god's sake give Scrivy the Moro already......
    See...... it's not actually about the moro......

    Quote Originally Posted by tail_end_charlie View Post
    Naaa, I say hold out, see if he'll starve to death....................maybe at least that would shut him up.
    It aint gunna happen........
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    So its a fact. I read it on the "I heard a rumour thread" and it was posted by New Zealands second best Superbike rider!

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