Nah, I showed her some fluffy cuffs but she wasn't keen on the idea...
She's obviously not catering to your needs then Ed. Kick her to the kerb and find yerself one that will give you the punishment you have so often stated you feel you deserve.
Originally Posted by James Deuce
Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
Originally Posted by Hitcher
Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.
She's obviously not catering to your needs then Ed. Kick her to the kerb and find yerself one that will give you the punishment you have so often stated you feel you deserve.
Actually she prefers hands-free and so do I...
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
Originally Posted by Hitcher
Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.
Speaking from 35 years married here. How about you?
Trust me mate, I know I have more fun than you.
Sent while hanging from the ceiling in stocks, with bleeding cane marks.
Originally Posted by James Deuce
Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
Originally Posted by Hitcher
Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.
Try sparking up a cone before you do your "thing" behind closed doors. It's guaranteed to enhance the experience.
Works every time for you eh Smokey??
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
oh ffs, just when this thread looked like it was starting to wilt...........
I couldn't let it die. Am doing my best to send to PD though.
Originally Posted by James Deuce
Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
Originally Posted by Hitcher
Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.
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