Dobbed in weed-growing parents

**unstuck** · 26th June 2013, 18:14

Apparently this Chad Johnson bloke made a adult flick, couldnt find anything about the 30 days though, so you may have to enlighten me. Would be a fairly short porno with me in it.

**Big Dave** · 26th June 2013, 18:23

Much hyped NFL wide receiver. Famous mostly for changing his name by deed poll to Chad Ochocinco. His football number 85 in Spanish.

Patted his attorney on the arse (as in 'well done' - US athlete style) during a parole violation hearing and got 30 days for contempt.

**unstuck** · 26th June 2013, 18:32

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Much hyped NFL wide receiver. Famous mostly for changing his name by deed poll to Chad Ochocinco. His football number 85 in Spanish.

Patted his attorney on the arse (as in 'well done' - US athlete style) during a parole violation hearing and got 30 days for contempt.

Fuck, I like him already. Maybe I should of tried patting the judges arse. Can they lock you up for contempt of court over here. I know I got thrown in the holding cells for most of the day once because I asked the judge if his wife was not giving him any, what a sour prick he was.

**Akzle** · 26th June 2013, 19:38

Originally Posted by unstuck

Fuck, I like him already. Maybe I should of tried patting the judges arse. Can they lock you up for contempt of court over here. I know I got thrown in the holding cells for most of the day once because I asked the judge if his wife was not giving him any, what a sour prick he was.

contempt is interesting. look it up.
Better not to accept joinder to the person, or jurisdiction of the court.

**Wingnut** · 26th June 2013, 20:38

Originally Posted by unstuck

I am looking at home detention for 3 dope plants too,

Excuse my ignorance but are there any specific reasons where you can actually leave home whilst on home detention?

**scumdog** · 26th June 2013, 20:51

Originally Posted by Wingnut

Excuse my ignorance but are there any specific reasons where you can actually leave home whilst on home detention?

Yep - if you die!

**unstuck** · 26th June 2013, 23:16

So if I stand outside my house and let the braclet go off, the cops will turn up right? So can I then ask them to run down the shop and get me some milk and bread, cos obviously I cannot go my self. I imagine that sort of thing could get you a stay at the hilton in milton. Surely they would let me out to work? Seems a bit silly if I have to give up my job to do home D.

The ones at the courthouse who had their pants hanging round their thighs and shirts all ripped and shit, with no apparent respect for themselves or anyone else, seemed to get the best treatment from his lordshit. The whole thing has been an eye opener for sure, the last time I was in court It was, stand in the dock, guilty yer honour, fined xxxx, see ya later.

Its a funny old world, but I love it.

**scissorhands** · 26th June 2013, 23:21

What about an insanity plea? I've been working on mine

**unstuck** · 26th June 2013, 23:23

Originally Posted by scissorhands

What about an insanity plea? I've been working on mine

Yeah, but then I would have to have a stay at the funny farm, and that aint funny.

**xXGIBBOXx** · 27th June 2013, 00:04

Just poped in to see why was still going , if you are looking at home d , you can get 7pm to 7am lock down . The bro did it that way . Still had the bling on his leg . We could still get on the piss in the shed just not on one side ( they mark out your property line . )

**unstuck** · 27th June 2013, 06:13

Originally Posted by xXGIBBOXx

Just poped in to see why was still going , if you are looking at home d , you can get 7pm to 7am lock down . The bro did it that way . Still had the bling on his leg . We could still get on the piss in the shed just not on one side ( they mark out your property line . )

That fucks me for work then, especially if im up the coast for a few days.

They seem to be giving out an awful lot of these bracelet thingys around here. I thought it would of been a lot simpler and less expensive to pay a fine and be done with it, but the way this is going just seems to be sucking up taxpayer dollars like water. If I Pay a fine, they are getting income. OR.... They Give me all the counselling, probation reports, court appearances, home D monotoring and the rest of whatever they have planned, and I would think it is quite a tidy sum.

I apologise NZ, for my stupidity and the drain I will cause on our tax dollars that could be spent on something a little more worthwhile.

**xXGIBBOXx** · 27th June 2013, 06:33

But that's to easy and half of them would miss out on their cut . Well that's the way I seems ( the bro home d was for driving shit ) to set it we had 5 people in and out of the house for a week checking shit taking notes and jazz . Hope for the best , but because you work its going the be a cunt and a half