I'm going crazy!

**Riff Raff** · 17th August 2005, 11:49

I'm on holiday, my bike won't be fixed for another couple of weeks, White Trash is using my car for work, his bikes away for a wee holiday, I have no money and I'm bored stiff. Anyone got any good ideas on what I can do to keep myself amused, apart from posting lots of useless shit on KB. There's a limit to how many times I can rearrange the furniture and the gargre.

Wish I'd gone and got my old bike from Coromandel - could have stripped it down and then wondered how all the bits fit back together.

Anyone got any casual work I can do?

**Sniper** · 17th August 2005, 11:52

Try making a musical tune by farting

**zadok** · 17th August 2005, 11:53

Hire a bike?

**Big Dave** · 17th August 2005, 11:56

Write a Kiwi Rider piece.
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**MSTRS:Me** · 17th August 2005, 11:57

Plait ALL your hair into interesting shapes. Paint WINJA's roof. REALLY listen to all your CDs.

**James Deuce** · 17th August 2005, 11:58

CHange the locks and then take the piss out of Jimmy when he can't get inside.

Build a pit with pungee stakes in the bottom, under the welcome mat by the front door, to surprise Jehovah's Witnesses and other unwelcome guests.

Throw all your household refuse over the fence into the next door neighbour's yard. Refuse to acknowledge them, and then cackle like a banshee when they fall into your pit by the front door with the pungee stakes in the bottom.

Sit by the road and hurl abuse at taxi drivers. Vomit into their car when they stop to "discuss" the issue with you.

Go to a taxidermy shop, ask for the failed projects for a cheap sum and then throw them under passing vehicles.

**Lou Girardin** · 17th August 2005, 11:59

Go for a walk. Window shop. Buy a coffee and people watch.
Contemplate your navel. Post crap on KB.

**bugjuice** · 17th August 2005, 12:01

i have two bikes to clean if you want.. and a house..
could go for a walk.. go into town and spend all of Jimmys hard earned on lunch and a new wardrobe.. or spend the afternoon in the bedroom catching up on what jimmy can't fill

**ManDownUnder** · 17th August 2005, 12:07

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

I'm on holiday, my bike won't be fixed for another couple of weeks, White Trash is using my car for work, his bikes away for a wee holiday, I have no money and I'm bored stiff. Anyone got any good ideas on what I can do to keep myself amused, apart from posting lots of useless shit on KB. There's a limit to how many times I can rearrange the furniture and the gargre.

Wish I'd gone and got my old bike from Coromandel - could have stripped it down and then wondered how all the bits fit back together.

Anyone got any casual work I can do?

ok 2 things... I agree with buggy re the entertainment vvalue of having a week to yourself... I mean - that simply can't be underestimated...

but BEYOND that, are you sying there is a bike in Coro that could fill your days, but it needs transport?

Are you also looking for summat to do, or do you mean summat to do that pays good money?

MDU

**SARGE** · 17th August 2005, 12:08

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Anyone got any casual work I can do?

you can come over and wax my bike.. im crook as hell today and its all fingerprint-ie

**Riff Raff** · 17th August 2005, 12:10

Yeah righto guys. Thanks.

1. I've used up all my farts already

2. Bugjuice I actually enjoy washing bikes, so bring them over. Of course I get to take them for a ride afterwards to 'dry' them.

3. I would like to go and spend WT's money - but he has to earn some first.

4. I can't plait my hair - I just had it all shaved off for something interesting to do.

5. I haven't got a spade so the pit thing (whilst a very good idea) will have to wait for a while.

So anyone got any useful suggestions?

**SARGE** · 17th August 2005, 12:13

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Yeah righto guys. Thanks.

So anyone got any useful suggestions?

cut my lawn? ( i'd bring it over but......)

**Riff Raff** · 17th August 2005, 12:13

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

but BEYOND that, are you sying there is a bike in Coro that could fill your days, but it needs transport?

Are you also looking for summat to do, or do you mean summat to do that pays good money?

MDU

I was offered my old B120 back recently but decided it really wasn't worth it - just got to thinking yesterday that it would be a fun project to pull it apart and put back together again to see how things work.

To be honest money is really tight at the moment so I wouldn't mind a bit of extra work to keep me going. I don't go back to work until 31 August.