I'm going crazy!

**Sniper** · 17th August 2005, 12:20

Try these Riff.
http://www.blotsort.com/funnythings.html
http://blogs.linux.ie/xeer/2005/06/3...n-youre-bored/

**sels1** · 17th August 2005, 12:22

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

To be honest money is really tight at the moment so I wouldn't mind a bit of extra work to keep me going. I don't go back to work until 31 August.

Ring a Temp Agency and see what they have on offer - work on a day by day basis.

**Riff Raff** · 17th August 2005, 12:22

Originally Posted by sixpackback

Personally i never get sick of looking at PORN.........

I can't find WT's collection!

**Sniper** · 17th August 2005, 12:23

You can see Im busy at work

**ManDownUnder** · 17th August 2005, 12:24

Originally Posted by bugjuice

yeah, good point.. I guess he has to actually do something, instead of sit around all day scratching his arse and gassin on about bikes

I'd get that checked (but don't let hitcher do it...)

**ManDownUnder** · 17th August 2005, 12:26

Originally Posted by sixpackback

Personally i never get sick of looking at PORN.........

You're shocking! (where was my invite???)

**madboy** · 17th August 2005, 12:30

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

4. I can't plait my hair - I just had it all shaved off for something interesting to do.

I'm assuming that was WTs suggestion? I wondered how long it would take him to fess up that he liked looking at the back of a shaved head cos then when he closed his eyes...

**Riff Raff** · 17th August 2005, 12:30

Originally Posted by Sniper

Try these Riff.
http://www.blotsort.com/funnythings.html
http://blogs.linux.ie/xeer/2005/06/3...n-youre-bored/

Ok I just did this, except I pretended to be a bike:

Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

Fark that was a mean wheelie I just pulled. Got abused by a neighbour for doing it down the road - 'irresponsible hooligan' he called me! Pfft - the nerve of it!

**MSTRS:Me** · 17th August 2005, 12:31

Yungatart says you could give our place a spring clean. Room & board all found and we'll pay you too. You start 8.30am Monday.

**750Y** · 17th August 2005, 12:34

go for a swim at the pools. they're nice & warm & probably nice & quiet at the moment.
Or You could jump on the train with Your walkman, go for a walk around downtown AKC then come back. Or You could get back in the kitchen & cook up Jimmy a good meal & pudding. Actually if there's gonna be pudding can I come?

**Riff Raff** · 17th August 2005, 13:10

Originally Posted by 750Y

Or You could get back in the kitchen & cook up Jimmy a good meal & pudding. Actually if there's gonna be pudding can I come?

Erm I've got him pretty well trained now, so he does the cooking and I am the pudding. So, er, best you don't come then!!!!

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Yungatart says you could give our place a spring clean. Room & board all found and we'll pay you too. You start 8.30am Monday.

Yeah no worries, what flight have you booked and paid for to get me there in time?

**750Y** · 17th August 2005, 13:31

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Erm I've got him pretty well trained now, so he does the cooking and I am the pudding. So, er, best you don't come then!!!!

lmao, sounds like he is getting whipped!(pun intended) 8-)

**scumdog** · 17th August 2005, 13:39

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Yeah righto guys. Thanks.

4. I can't plait my hair - I just had it all shaved off for something interesting to do.

So anyone got any useful suggestions?

You WERE talking about the hair on your head, right? right?