Why can't YOU make a Britten V1000?

**94ZZR1100** · 8th April 2013, 17:34

John Britten could. I can't because I am a certified window licker. How about yourself?

**nodrog:Me** · 8th April 2013, 18:11

Originally Posted by 94ZZR1100

John Britten could. I can't because I am a certified window licker. How about yourself?

I can, but why bother, its already been made, dumbass.

**Akzle** · 8th April 2013, 18:45

i could. but don't you think i'd need a fireproof fluro jacket? and which pocket would i put my keys in?

(an astounding lack of cash)

**Oakie** · 8th April 2013, 19:58

Copyright / patent / trademark laws I'd imagine would prevent me making one I'd suggest.

I could have a go at my own version but it would be made of wood and would probably fall over. But WAIT! I have made my version ...

**SMOKEU** · 8th April 2013, 20:00

You want to know why I can't make a V1000?

Because you touch yourself at night.

**mashman** · 8th April 2013, 20:03

Coz I can strip bolts without breaking a sweat

**Scuba_Steve** · 8th April 2013, 20:04

Originally Posted by Oakie

Copyright / patent / trademark laws I'd imagine would prevent me making one I'd suggest.

I could have a go at my own version but it would be made of wood and would probably fall over. But WAIT! I have made my version ...

Wait, What!? You own Honda

**Woodman** · 8th April 2013, 20:10

I made one yesterday.

**Oakie** · 8th April 2013, 20:10

Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve

Wait, What!? You own Honda

No. I own a Suzuki. I bought a Honda decal for the wooden bike though. (because at the time I was having a sexuality crisis and owned a Honda).

**Oakie** · 8th April 2013, 20:12

Originally Posted by Woodman

I made one yesterday.

Here's one I prepared earlier?

**AllanB** · 8th April 2013, 20:36

Britten......meh, that's so 19 ..............

If I'm building one it will be a lot better that that old thing!

And it won't have any darn pink on it bawahahahahahahaah

MAkes you wonder if he was still alive what would he be working on now? Probably not a bike - from what I read/hear he often tired of a project once it was done and went off onto another interesting tangent.

**Oakie** · 8th April 2013, 20:56

Originally Posted by AllanB

MAkes you wonder if he was still alive what would he be working on now? Probably not a bike - from what I read/hear he often tired of a project once it was done and went off onto another interesting tangent.

Something else with pink bits ... ?

**tigertim20** · 8th April 2013, 22:14

Laziness.

I prefer to let a large team of japanese fells do all the hard work, so I can spend my time riding their creations and drinking whiskey

**bogan** · 8th April 2013, 22:26

Originally Posted by nodrog

I can, but why bother, its already been made, dumbass.

This guy does raise a valid point.

**idb** · 8th April 2013, 22:40

Originally Posted by Oakie

Copyright / patent / trademark laws I'd imagine would prevent me making one I'd suggest.

I could have a go at my own version but it would be made of wood and would probably fall over. But WAIT! I have made my version ...

You look like you're having fun.