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    The Pefect Woman has been found! (NSFW)

    NSFW!

    We've all heard the stories of the perfect woman with the flattop head.. Well now she's been found!
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    sweet.. does she come with a bottle opener tho?
    I often have had this issue myself. Good to know that they're designing with issues in mind now..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    sweet.. does she come with a bottle opener tho?
    I often have had this issue myself. Good to know that they're designing with issues in mind now..
    I can think of where you could insert/install one... but it'd reduce the overall functionality quite considerably...

    Maybe put one in her hand?
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    I was thinking nose or ear.. they're both pretty useless 'accesories' when it comes to this. The other 'holes' have their uses already.. don't want to wreck a good thing by over-designing it

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    I was thinking nose or ear.. they're both pretty useless 'accesories' when it comes to this. The other 'holes' have their uses already.. don't want to wreck a good thing by over-designing it
    Yeah good point, you should do this stuff for a living...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Yeah good point, you should do this stuff for a living...
    just show me where to sign....

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiasTZ
    NSFW!

    We've all heard the stories of the perfect woman with the flattop head.. Well now she's been found!
    Does she turn into a pizza once you've finished?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    sweet.. does she come with a bottle opener tho?
    Labour saving as well. She is perfect!
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    Stupidity kills people.

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    where do you put your smokes???
    There is no dark side of the moon, really, as a matter of fact. Its all dark...

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    Quote Originally Posted by froggyfrenchman
    where do you put your smokes???
    behind the ears..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    behind the ears..
    the ash ??


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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    the ash ??
    no, the cig.. the ash will just fall off as it burns.. she'll be busy, so won't notice. If she does notice, then she's obvisouly not concentrating hard enough..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    no, the cig.. the ash will just fall off as it burns.. she'll be busy, so won't notice. If she does notice, then she's obvisouly not concentrating hard enough..
    But I dont want to have ash on the ground, we need a ashtray of some sorts, dirt track - after a good 'ride'?


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    ash on the ground would probably be the least of your worries mate, or you're not doin it right!

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    woman are a tool, a machine if you will - if they do their job, they are kept, if not - upgrade, you also need mid term upgrades to ones with more abilities features and appeal, My friend you are the confused one.

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