Size does matter

[Brian d marge]

Long or short... sighted?

Myopic

back in my day long fat wang was a pop group


Stephen

[cc rider]

Or that ol' fav

[bluninja]

Have you met Maha?

Yes, but not in the showers I see he's just bought a bigger bike; compensating for something? Yes!!! now a remember it's cos he had such a small............................fairing

[SMOKEU]

Big floppy donkey dick.

[Kickaha]

Reading that though it appears they were only looking and didn't fuck there way through the test subjects to try them out properly

[bosslady]

Reading that though it appears they were only looking and didn't fuck there way through the test subjects to try them out properly

True. Cocks only as good as the man on the end of it.

[Maha]

True. Cocks only as good as the man on the end of it.

Where is the ''end'' of it?...at the tip or at the base? if it's the tip, then the man would be a the begining of it, that being the base.
So, behind every great cock is a great man.

PS: Your lesbian avatar is disturbing, was that taken at the last WIMA ride?

[bosslady]

Where is the ''end'' of it?...at the tip or at the base? if it's the tip, then the man would be a the begining of it, that being the base.
So, behind every great cock is a great man.

PS: Your lesbian avatar is disturbing, was that taken at the last WIMA ride?

Nah I got it right, man on the end. It's quite disappointing that he's there in the first place but I guess it saves me the work. Disturbing? nah HOT HOT HOT re0wwww

[Big Dave]

I have a yarn.

Walking down Orchid Avenue, Gold Coast with Robert Taylor, nineteen eighty-something. (No - A different Robert Taylor.)

This one was a criminal from Chicago that had a voice like he had been smoking Rothmans since he was two. It wasn't his real name. He used to run contraband from Mullumbimby to the Coast in a Turbo Berlina 3.0ltr. I knew him on the light side. But the cat coud drive. He used to drift it before there was drifting. Think 'Copperhead Rd meets South East Queensland' when Joh Bananas ruled the roost.

And I quoth.
'You big guys give me the shits. I've seen the way the women look at you. (wraps legs around parking meter - stroking 'knob end'.) They think your cock is this long.'

Oh I larfed.

[Laava]

I have a yarn.

Walking down Orchid Avenue, Gold Coast with Robert Taylor, nineteen eighty-something. (No - A different Robert Taylor.)

This one was a criminal from Chicago that had a voice like he had been smoking Rothmans since he was two. It wasn't his real name. He used to run contraband from Mullumbimby to the Coast in a Turbo Berlina 3.0ltr. I knew him on the light side. But the cat coud drive. He used to drift it before there was drifting. Think 'Copperhead Rd meets South East Queensland' when Joh Bananas ruled the roost.

And I quoth.
'You big guys give me the shits. I've seen the way the women look at you. (wraps legs around parking meter - stroking 'knob end'.) They think your cock is this long.'

Oh I larfed.

Hope he did't try to stick any coins in it then.

[Big Dave]

Hope he did't try to stick any coins in it then.

My Mrs was a theatre nurse in a big inner city Sydney hospital when we met.
You wouldn't believe some of the stories of things she has assisted in removing from a penis or rectum under a general.

[Banditbandit]

What the hell was a general doing on top? And what has she removed from under Majors and Lietenants?

[Laava]

My Mrs was a theatre nurse in a big inner city Sydney hospital when we met.
You wouldn't believe some of the stories of things she has assisted in removing from a penis or rectum under a general.

Hey big fella, you keep that stuff to yourselves!

[Big Dave]

The lesson I learned is that no matter what the company - you simply can not out gross a nurse.

[Banditbandit]

The lesson I learned is that no matter what the company - you simply can not out gross a nurse.

Naaa .. I've managed that ...