Topper
I think i can top that
About 3 weeks ago we signed up for Fibre optic,, 100 Mbps up and down ...ok they said we will be round monday 10 am ..
cool
So at 10 on Monday the man arrives ,,,I am in bed ,,wife answers door ,,,,I get up ...man gone
wheres me fibre I say...here says wife .....
Hang on ..its a new modem and the same ole wiring ..
Ring help desk ......( ahh sir its ..its copper from your house to the street and fibre after that ...)
Ayyyy?????
ok whatever ...as long as I get 100 Mph internet who cares if its a piece of string,,,,
3 or more phone calls to help desk ,,to get the dam thing working ...seems the software installs a filter ,,,( now at this point I must say I know nowt obowt computers ..I switch them on and off ..and if one or the other of those 2 methods dont work ..I call my mate who knows the royal smart person)
So eventually we are connected ..and eerrr it seem the same as before ...so I test it and find out we are getting an International speed of 1.6Mbps ...Slower than before me thinks .....
Phone help desk....after much complaining ,,they send Engineer round ...a week later and lo and behold I am getting a local speed of between 20 and 30 Mbps and an international of 1.7 Mbps ...
Hang on a miniute Engineer my good man ....wheres me 100 ...
dunno says engineer
Rings help desk does I .......Didnt you read the ...you gets what you are given .....in the small print ,,,,,paragraph 100046 ( under the thank you sticker??)
eeeerrrrr ...no
tough then aint it ....
But I toook it on good faith ,,that the speeds would be around 70 or 80 at least ,,,not 20 ....you know you sort of have a reasonable expectation....
tough ...we da man ,,,,you bend over ,,you pay ..... ( see sub section 4.3,,paragraph 0.001 )
So while this is all happening ...the provider ..who also is making wild claims on speed an efficiency ... The internet is disconnecting during peak times ..sunday nite 11pm ,and takes at least 5 min to reconect ( frien rekons is a dynamic ip address and if its disconnected then I have to manually reconnect ,,, what ever I dont care/know ...all I know is when I am talking to a client/friend ...and it crashes my end ...I have to appologise due to the internet this end...
Soooo....what to do .....My next attempt would be to go back to adsl ( 50 up and down ) assume a 50 percent loss , which would give me the same speed as I get now ,,,but for 1/2 the cost ....
BUT ...I want hangings ,,,and public sacrifices ..from the head of these companys ......they have lost site ,,,of the fact that they are here to provide a service ,,,as in oh ,,,I can do that for you ...,,as in CAN ,,,
Its like me saying ,,,dont worry sir ,,I can fix that nuclear reactor leak .... here ,,just let me at it with me New Telwin welder ,,,I ve had a few course ,,,at the poly ,,so should be alright !!!!
NOT
So its not just Telescum ,,they all are at it ........
Stephen
Must dash as its getting near the time , when I open the little brown envelope and take like a man again ,,,,,,,,
"Look, Madame, where we live, look how we live ... look at the life we have...The Republic has forgotten us."
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