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    I used to ride to to my old work, and at least once a week a student would ask, as I walking towards the staff room in my gear and carrying my helmet," Do have a motorbike mister?" My reply would always be "no mate, I came on the bus, but I am just really safety conscious".
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    As you get off your bike you get "is that yours mate".
    I got that in Te Kuiti a couple of weeks ago.
    Parked outside a local take away an some guy asks "is that yours ?
    Seeing as I was the only person there wearing leathers and holding a helmet in my hands it struck me as an odd sort of question.

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    Working late, or having a few beers at work after hours and someone rings and then says "oh I didn't think anyone would be there".
    I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........

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    Out for a ride and stop at a cafe (coz I'm from Auckland and that's as far as we travel) to order a coffee

    "Do you want that here, or take away?"

    Happens so often i just laugh now
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    I got a good half hour with him in the Yamaha tent at Laguna in 2005. No one knew who he was until someone in the tent yelled "who here has the most wins?" and everyone pointed at Rossi, and Rossi pointed at Ago standing next to me.

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    When I had several road bikes, I would turn up somewhere & someone would be guaranteed to say "so whats wrong with the (whichever bike I happened to be not riding at that moment)"
    Dont know about the rest of you, but I can only ride one at a time.

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    It's always in the last place you look. Really? You mean you don't carry on looking once you've found it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shafty View Post
    (When looking for something you've lost like your wallet) Where did you have it last? DOH
    As much as it sounds silly, I've helped multiple people by walking them carefully through what they have done, where they have been, and oh look, there it is...

    My regular one is wearing full motorcycle gear, carrying a helmet, and someone says, oh, do you ride a motorcycle?

    Response: No, I just love wearing the gear...

    ... and then THEY look at YOU strange
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    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    As much as it sounds silly, I've helped multiple people by walking them carefully through what they have done, where they have been, and oh look, there it is...

    My regular one is wearing full motorcycle gear, carrying a helmet, and someone says, oh, do you ride a motorcycle?

    Response: No, I just love wearing the gear...

    ... and then THEY look at YOU strange
    this also works, when in full gear on the bike, and someone says, oh, is this your bike?

    I also like:" and How is blue rider today"......, response, last I checked in with her she was fine!
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    My wifes current favourite,,,"it was ment to be".

    Not much appreciated after I'll just dropped a two foot length of railway iron on my foot.

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    "Yeah nah"....I fucking hate that!

    Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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    how much is $2 chips?

    plastic fabricator/welder here if you need a hand ! will work for beer/bourbon/booze

    come ride the southern roads www.southernrider.co.nz

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    Any edbear quote?
    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    " Are you taking your dog for a walk? "
    " Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodman View Post
    Working late, or having a few beers at work after hours and someone rings and then says "oh I didn't think anyone would be there".
    Shit that is sooo true - I get that every week. I've started replying 'why are you calling then?'........

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    This one. All the time.
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