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  1. 14th April 2013, 17:45 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grizzo View Post
    "Yeah nah"....I fucking hate that!
    Even worse: "yeah, yeah., yeah - no, no no, yeah, dead right"..sheesh!
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    And me in New World, scruffing around in jandals, singlet & shorts.

    All of a sudden I get ambushed by a numpty who starts off.."Aw, I know you're not on duty right now but...."

    No shit Sherlock?
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    A friend of mine asked a women when she was due.

    Unfortunately she wasn't pregnant.
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    "so it's come to this" -applicable in all situations

    "well, that escalated quickly"

    and, when people ask what i'm doing and it's blatantly obvious "baking cookies" or "flying the one eyed one horned flying purple people eater"
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    "Watch your eyes"
    I mean, really...........
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    Every journo and spokesmen for businesses no longer seem able to communicate about a negative situation with out using "...it was a perfect storm...."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    "flying the one eyed one horned flying purple people eater"
    What a sight to see.
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    What a sight to see.
    it would sure look strange to me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    it would sure look strange to me...
    I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're too tough.
    Bless my soul, rock 'n roll...
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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    1. Are you going to eat all that yourself .. ???

    2. If you want my opinion ... ???
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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    "You got an eye problem cunt"

    No, I have a lazy eye and glasses because I think it's fucking brilliant.


    Almost anything these young 'uns say now is all fucked up text trash.

    cep me, i am abve tht sht cuns all sez crap n fck bitchs
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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    "You got an eye problem cunt"
    It all makes sense now. I just look at a girl to get her pregnant because I'm cock eyed.
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    And me in New World, scruffing around in jandals, singlet & shorts.

    All of a sudden I get ambushed by a numpty who starts off.."Aw, I know you're not on duty right now but...."

    No shit Sherlock?


    and at night I will be under cover..........
    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....
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    "Do you know why I pulled you over...?"
    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....
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