Missing Link Found

[MrMelon]

Scientists have unearthed a 160,000-year-old human skull near Sturgis, South Dakota that is the oldest known and possibly the best-preserved fossil of modern humans' immediate predecessors.

The nearly complete skull of an adult male represents a crucial stage of human evolution when modern bikers first arose. It is important because many deem bikers as the missing link between early apes and modern humans. (more...)

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[WRT]

Actually, the descendants are alive and well, and have managed to stay undected in modern society by hiding out in the crowds at sports matches . . .

[Sniper]

Very good, both of you

[MSTRS:Me]

Now be fair. Looks to me like he is just shedding headhair

[Hitcher]

Now be fair. Looks to me like he is just shedding headhair

Now hush your mouth...

[Lou Girardin]

Now hush your mouth...

Sore point Hitcher?
On the plus side, if you lose enough hair - you'll find a helmet to fit.

[Motu]

That skull is actualy Sonny Barger...Hunter S Thompson killed him in 1967 and has been impersonating him ever since....The Hunter S thompson who recently died was actualy Richard Nixon,who has been impersonating Thompson since the Watergate Scandal,The Richard Nixon who recently died was a Kennedy....I'm not sure which one,they all look the same to me....

[myvice]

That skull is actualy Sonny Barger...Hunter S Thompson killed him in 1967 and has been impersonating him ever since....The Hunter S thompson who recently died was actualy Richard Nixon,who has been impersonating Thompson since the Watergate Scandal,The Richard Nixon who recently died was a Kennedy....I'm not sure which one,they all look the same to me....

Its so clear to me now!