Don't forget to bring a towel
I've got just over $1K lying around and I'd like to invest it (legally!). I was thinking of investing in the stock market (not the one with farm animals, the other one), but what will give me the best return without a very high risk of losing it all? How do I go about buying shares? I've got a bit of time on my hands so I don't mind looking into various opportunities, but I just don't know where to start!
Grumpy Old Bastard
Go see a stockbroker I suppose..?
He'll probably ask you where the other $99,000 dollars is though...
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sdkfz
If it were that easy to make money with little risk, everyone'd be doing it.
Stick it in a (big) bank if you are worried about losing it.
Measure once, cut twice. Practice makes perfect.
Hardcore Punk
Only a grand, better off putting it in bonus bonds and waiting for a win.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
Anarchic Wild Child
Put it in the bank and earn interest - it'll pay a couple of speeding tickets ... and you get to keep the interest)Originally Posted by SMOKEU
(Or maybe have a chat to your nasty mates currently sheltering in Brazil .. I'm sure there's a nice little fascist revolution they'd like you to support ...)
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Fully qualified Sifter.
Bet on Stoner to win the next GP. You'll at least double your money. IF he wins!
Aio ki te Aorangi
hit the casino... always bet on black
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
That aint alot of money mate. One weeks wages for some of us.....
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Bevelhead Dinosaur
Gold
The price has been going through the roof recently
=mjc=
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L-Plate Rider
Buy apple shares.
Youll be able to buy 3.
Don't forget to bring a towel
I have been looking into it. Gold is around $1800 an ounce these days.
I do have one of those "high interest" online saver accounts with Westpac. Maybe I should stick to that.
Anarchic Wild Child
SHIT!!! Is food getting cheaper then?Buy apple shares.
Youll be able to buy 3.
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
L-Plate Rider
Or how about 2 Google shares.
Hardcore Biker
Buy apple shares.
Youll be able to buy 3.
I've got a 10kg bag of Granny Smiths you can share for a grand
Hardcore Biker
Seriously though a grand is fuck all, by the time you've paid brokers fees etc you'll just about have change for a couple of beers.
Stick to the bank.
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