Apparently they've invented a vibrating fork to stop you eating too fast
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/...ectid=10878321

I guess it only works if you don't eat your burgers and fries with your hands What happens if your better half has found another use for it and the battery is flat when it's dinner time?

I just had a mental image of trying to eat peas and seeing them scatter off the fork as it vibrated; could just drink a bottle of vodka a day for a while and then any fork would do