guys that is a horrid name for it! there has to be something better...or is that all the stiff competition out there?
L-Plate Rider
Hardon..come on what a name!
guys that is a horrid name for it! there has to be something better...or is that all the stiff competition out there?
Feisty by name Feisty by nature...
Loud and Uncouth
Hell no! What a knob of a name.
What a dick!
He's shafting you!~!!
Man, what a ding-a-ling!!
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
L-Plate Rider
i am such a ding a ling :spudflip:Originally Posted by scumdog
i expected the ladies to chase me off for a post like thisoh well they like it really they do
Feisty by name Feisty by nature...
Stabiliser Squad
Er, what?i expected the ladies to chase me off for a post like this
*goes back to sleep*
The world is my oxter
Forum whore
Suspect they are less interested in what it is called, and more interested in getting one
Yep, that's me!
You got it in one...Suspect they are less interested in what it is called, and more interested in getting one
Exploring pastures anew...
eschew obsification...
amen to that, brotherSuspect they are less interested in what it is called, and more interested in getting one
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
Loud and Uncouth
Used mine up tonight!!
C.B. would say eeww!! - if she knew I posted this!!
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
eschew obsification...
............. and the price of my silence is ..................Used mine up tonight!!
C.B. would say eeww!! - if she knew I posted this!!
Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
Hardcore Biker
This what you mean ?
Boner
Stiffy
Cracked one
Tent
Wiener
Hotdog
Sausage
Mr Carrot
Rubber duck
It's not a beer pot.... It's a fuel tank for a sex machine
Trip of a life time http://www.buenosaires-caracas.com.ar/tours.html
Trip details here
L-Plate Rider
Thunder lizard......... just dont ask about the thunder part?
Trouser snake
Bald headed mousey (ok that one sounds bad)
Wanger
Yah know theres so many different names for a hard on its a never ending list. Its full of colourfull metaphors (my god big big words, where the hell did they come from?!?)
Anyway its not what yah call it, its what yah do with it muahahahahahahaa
Anhrefn ydy jyst ansawdd chan dendio , 'm dendio ydy jyst ansawdd chan anhrefn
Immature and proud of it.
If we have a hard on, women have a ...........................?
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
The instructions are simple...
Proves the statement to the effect that -
A good man is hard to find. A hard man is good to find.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Scooter boy
A "Wide On"
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional
has left the building
I'm old enough to remember the Barry McKenzie movies:guys that is a horrid name for it! there has to be something better...or is that all the stiff competition out there?
what about pork sword, and beef bayonet??
And some McKenzieisms for taking a pee:
unbutton the mutton
drain the dragon
splash the boots
shake hands with the unemployed
there were many more, alas memory not what it was.....
Kerry
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