What is it about c***ts in Audis?

[BoristheBiter]

Maybe if it's some poxy A6 wagon...try that with an RS6 and the ZZR1200 would get a spanking.

I must be a cunt...I love Audi's and when I had a modded V8 S4 had no problems overtaking slow moving vehicles, bikes or cars. Lining up an RS4 now...will be doing more of the same. It's simple road courtesy anyway...if you're a slower vehicle, keep left. I am sick to death of those cunts out there who think that it is their God given right to clog up an overtaking lane (or the right hand lane of a motorway) at 95kph or overtake a 10km long truck up an overtaking lane at 101kph and not allow anyone else behind them to make it passed the slower moving vehicle.

Too right. people are so scared to overtake these days unless it is a passing lane, but when you do they close all gaps and get pissed off.
Wankers the lot of them.

[Phantom Limb]

Living out in the sticks I get real shit for overtaking. Usually there are no overtaking lanes, just a bit of a straight long enough to open the taps.
It's as if it's my fault that they want to travel at 70 in a 100 zone, or more often 40 in an 80 zone !. How dare I try to get home for dinner time!

[oneofsix]

Living out in the sticks I get real shit for overtaking. Usually there are no overtaking lanes, just a bit of a straight long enough to open the taps.
It's as if it's my fault that they want to travel at 70 in a 100 zone, or more often 40 in an 80 zone !. How dare I try to get home for dinner time!

How dare you carry on your life without inconveyancing anyone?! It is their responsibly to ensure they hold up as many people as possible. Just calm the fuck down and get in behind.

[avgas]

I commute 75k each way to work fortunately early afternoon start and 11pm finish and almost every day some asswipe driving a Audi sport wagon or the like seam to take exception to being passed , having to speed up and be a knob .What the fuck is it with these wankers ? Surely if I have caught up with you I am traveling faster than you , why can't they take it like a man and just let me/us go assuming I'm not the only one who has this happen.

Can't pass an Audi?
Pussy.
Why can't you take it like a man and either pass him or chicken out.


Rather than moan on here about your issues. Princess.

[Phantom Limb]

How dare you carry on your life without inconveyancing anyone?! It is their responsibly to ensure they hold up as many people as possible. Just calm the fuck down and get in behind.

I swear this is what the buggers are thinking.

[Connor]

Can't pass an Audi?
Pussy.
Why can't you take it like a man and either pass him or chicken out.


Rather than moan on here about your issues. Princess.

Avgas you trolling bitch

[Usarka]

Beemers used to be known as Black Man's Wheels.

[Phantom Limb]

Beemers used to be known as Black Man's Wheels.

But
Mine
Works

[neels]

Not hard to understand why they behave like c***ts (sic), given that the vehicle is manufactured by a company called VAG.

[davebullet]

What is that you are trying to spell there? Carpet?

****** muncher

[Berries]

Fuck the lot of you. If I am on kid duty and forced on to four wheels I have got a choice between an old Audi and a V5 Golf. If you're not happy with a car up your arse then a) you should not have overtaken in the first place and b) you need to speed up a bit. Then there is c) which is to fuck right off. That is what both my four and six year olds will be mouthing at you if you ever bother to check your mirrors.

Is the word cleghammer?

[Brett]

Fuck the lot of you. If I am on kid duty and forced on to four wheels I have got a choice between an old Audi and a V5 Golf. If you're not happy with a car up your arse then a) you should not have overtaken in the first place and b) you need to speed up a bit. Then there is c) which is to fuck right off. That is what both my four and six year olds will be mouthing at you if you ever bother to check your mirrors.

Is the word cleghammer?

Here here. The other thing...the amount of bikers that will blitz passed on the straights at high speed only to be caught in the first set of corners because they can't corner properly is a joke. The speed limit is 100kph on most open roads...if I can comfortably and safely maintain 100kph through a set of corners I am going to do so. If you feel the need to slow to 60kph, don't be surprised when I open the taps at the next convenient space and overtake you. I apply the same rule when I am on a bike and being held up.