BD in damage control.

**Big Dave** · 18th August 2005, 23:52

Ugly place the intarweb. Somebody has taken a photo of me in a rather compromising situation and posted it on the net.

It's not often I'm caught like this - but before you see this shocking image from someone else......I'm not happy, but.....sigh.....moment of weakness....curiosity got the better of me.....

**James Deuce** · 19th August 2005, 00:02

Suits you sir.

**scumdog** · 19th August 2005, 00:08

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Ugly place the intarweb. Somebody has taken a photo of me in a rather compromising situation and posted it on the net.

It's not often I'm caught like this - but before you see this shocking image from someone else......I'm not happy, but.....sigh.....moment of weakness....curiosity got the better of me.....

So somebody caught you riding a bike that exceded your abilities eh Dave?

Never mind, pedal-power is the way to go eh? I bet your mum would be happier huhh?

**Big Dave** · 19th August 2005, 00:13

Originally Posted by Jim2

Suits you sir.

You keep talking like that and it's the car park mate!!!!

**SPman** · 19th August 2005, 00:27

Can see you're really enjoying it, too.

**Big Dave** · 19th August 2005, 00:44

Originally Posted by SP

Can see you're really enjoying it, too.

Caption is 'Engage brain before operating indicators.'

And btw - total pisser about your new bike - nobody deserves that shite. remember it's only a machine and it can be fixed.

www.camscomponents.com
is a mate who does good crash knobs etc if you think it might get scratched up again.

**scumdog** · 19th August 2005, 00:54

WTF is that boob thing with the stick poking out of it that is attached to your 'chest' ???

**Big Dave** · 19th August 2005, 00:59

Originally Posted by scumdog

WTF is that boob thing with the stick poking out of it that is attached to your 'chest' ???

It's Part of my new Madonna tribute act - 'Don't cry for me, Bavaria'

**thehollowmen** · 19th August 2005, 01:11

Originally Posted by scumdog

WTF is that boob thing with the stick poking out of it that is attached to your 'chest' ???

OMG the new stealth dalek is here!

**mstriumph** · 19th August 2005, 02:03

ONLY a MACHINE??????

......... go and wash your mouth out!

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Caption is 'Engage brain before operating indicators.'

And btw - total pisser about your new bike - nobody deserves that shite. remember it's only a machine and it can be fixed.

www.camscomponents.com
is a mate who does good crash knobs etc if you think it might get scratched up again.

**Big Dave** · 19th August 2005, 02:12

Originally Posted by mstriumph

ONLY a MACHINE?????? : eek5:

SAY IT - Only machines.

This epiphany came to me when my soul brother Rusty uttered from deep within the Thunderbird's busted gearbox:
'Look Davey boy, They are only bloody machines - If they break you fix 'em - simple. Then you flog 'em till they break again. Got it!?' - Howard, R. (Yamaha 250 World Cup Champion 1988 and tuner to the stars)

**crashe** · 19th August 2005, 09:43

Awwwwwwww BIG Dave.... you do look so CUTE on that m/bike....

So where is the test report on the bike?

**Lou Girardin** · 19th August 2005, 09:45

Funny how people start to resemble their bikes.

**Pwalo** · 19th August 2005, 09:48

Jeez you are a big bastard. I'm not sure if I could even get both feet on the ground on that thing. Not too sure if that's the right gear for the Paris-Dakar though mate.