How not to fly a plane

[mashman]

Fuckin 'ell

[Usarka]

Holey moley. That's the reason planes don't take off that steep at civilian airports.....

[Grizzo]

Yeah, frickken crazy dude.
Must be those naughty terrorists again

[huff3r]

Holey moley. That's the reason planes don't take off that steep at civilian airports.....

It wasn't taking off steep. It had an aft Centre of Gravity, due to a load shifting, the pilot was probably pushing the stick as far forward as it went, but when the balance is out.... well there's no going back.

[Usarka]

It wasn't taking off steep. It had an aft Centre of Gravity, due to a load shifting, the pilot was probably pushing the stick as far forward as it went, but when the balance is out.... well there's no going back.

I'd be very surprised if they're doing standard climbouts from Bagram airforce base in Afghanistan.....

[Laava]

On teh news they said that al quaeda have claimed responsibility!

[Virago]

I reckon the Merkin Guvmint is behind it.

See the date on the video? - It actually happened four months ago. There were no real witnesses - they were all Guvmint Ajunts - that's why it has taken so long to leak out.

That were no real plane. If you look carefully you can see the back-pack bombs strapped underneath it, and the Jewish Star of David angle of the wings - real 747s aren't like that. Note that it exploded a split-second before it hit the ground.

See all the black smoke? That were a flash grenade - real AvGas don't burn like that.

Before that, it just hung in mid-air for ages - real planes don't do that.

Note that the guy who just happened to be filming it, and seemed quite calm? CIA.









P/T

[scumdog]

I reckon the Merkin Guvmint is behind it.

See the date on the video? - It actually happened four months ago. There were no real witnesses - they were all Guvmint Ajunts - that's why it has taken so long to leak out.

That were no real plane. If you look carefully you can see the back-pack bombs strapped underneath it, and the Jewish Star of David angle of the wings - real 747s aren't like that. Note that it exploded a split-second before it hit the ground.

See all the black smoke? That were a flash grenade - real AvGas don't burn like that.

Before that, it just hung in mid-air for ages - real planes don't do that.

Note that the guy who just happened to be filming it, and seemed quite calm? CIA.


P/T

'Must spread etc' - I bet SOMEBODY believes ya!

[mashman]

I reckon the Merkin Guvmint is behind it.

See the date on the video? - It actually happened four months ago. There were no real witnesses - they were all Guvmint Ajunts - that's why it has taken so long to leak out.

That were no real plane. If you look carefully you can see the back-pack bombs strapped underneath it, and the Jewish Star of David angle of the wings - real 747s aren't like that. Note that it exploded a split-second before it hit the ground.

See all the black smoke? That were a flash grenade - real AvGas don't burn like that.

Before that, it just hung in mid-air for ages - real planes don't do that.

Note that the guy who just happened to be filming it, and seemed quite calm? CIA.









P/T

I'll go see what legislation has just been put through.

Mayday mayday? or Durka Durka plane not Wurka?

[huff3r]

I'd be very surprised if they're doing standard climbouts from Bagram airforce base in Afghanistan.....

I don't see why not, it takes regular civilian traffic. Airlines don't like wasting money/fuel on unnecessary steep climbouts. And with no attacks on or near the base for just over 2 years...

But it'd be climbing steep anyway if it was light on cargo... however the apparent steepness of the climb in the video was because it was approaching a stall, and was reported to be a sudden pitch up. The normal climb was not captured in that video...

[Brett]

If you watch really closely, at 14 seconds you can see heavy machine gun fire...

[Laava]

Plus there is a lot of chemtrails happening on the landing. Makes you spit doesn't it?

[Usarka]

I don't see why not, it takes regular civilian traffic. Airlines don't like wasting money/fuel on unnecessary steep climbouts. And with no attacks on or near the base for just over 2 years...

But it'd be climbing steep anyway if it was light on cargo... however the apparent steepness of the climb in the video was because it was approaching a stall, and was reported to be a sudden pitch up. The normal climb was not captured in that video...

Is this based on any actual experience/qualification with aviation, or just what you've read on youtube and stuff.co.nz?

[huff3r]

Is this based on any actual experience/qualification with aviation, or just what you've read on youtube and stuff.co.nz?

I have a PPL, CPL, MEIR; and all ATPL theory subjects completed. ATPL by the way stands for Air Transport Pilots Licence. So I guess I'm a little qualified to make comment. Only a little though.

Yourself?

[Tigadee]

Thank you for flying Taliban Airlines, where every take-off brings you closer to Allah.

Question: When Arabs have sex, do they yell "Oh Allah! Yes, yes Mohammed!"?