Let's ban petrol lawn mowers!

[dangerous]

These lawn mowers are noisey and interupt my sleep in at 11am! Lawn mowers are usually between 90 to 110 decibels! Thats 25 decibels highers than motorsport is allowed to be! And right next door. They can be heard 4 or 5 times a week!

Well... I take it your post is a piss take, but some of the replys ya do have to wonder... I cant believe this is all there is to talk about on KB fuck me...

as far as your 11am wake up goes what the bloody arse are you doing in bed at that hour... tell ya what Ill swap you your lawn mower for my to 2 under 4yr olds and then you will be awake at12pm, 2am, 5am, 5:30am, and forced to get up at 6am every fucking day...

and NOW I feel like mowing my fucking lawns withe my big bored piped mower... then I might take a ride and go look for the local tagorama.

[george formby]

I won't be able to yank start the old 2t rattle mower until I'm finished with the chain saw. 7am tomorrow morning, into some felling. If the sky heals. Mind you, I cleared enough trees for another section in the garden so I could ride the bike around instead. Got to practice my wheelies. Neighbours? Pffffffft.

[haydes55]

Well... I take it your post is a piss take, but some of the replys ya do have to wonder... I cant believe this is all there is to talk about on KB fuck me...

as far as your 11am wake up goes what the bloody arse are you doing in bed at that hour... tell ya what Ill swap you your lawn mower for my to 2 under 4yr olds and then you will be awake at12pm, 2am, 5am, 5:30am, and forced to get up at 6am every fucking day...

and NOW I feel like mowing my fucking lawns withe my big bored piped mower... then I might take a ride and go look for the local tagorama.

I actually had a sleep in today, work had a late start. Got up at 7am instead of the usual 6am

[caspernz]

as far as your 11am wake up goes what the bloody arse are you doing in bed at that hour... tell ya what Ill swap you your lawn mower for my to 2 under 4yr olds and then you will be awake at12pm, 2am, 5am, 5:30am, and forced to get up at 6am every fucking day...

I actually fully agree with the OP, no lawn mowers should be petrol powered, make them electric. Preferably battery powered. If your lawn is bigger than one battery can handle...get a friggin goat!!

BTW-The time one wakes up kinda depends on ones hours of work don't ya think? I've got a job which has rockstar hours now, start about 10pm and finish around 9-10am, so I'd be climbing into bed around 11am.

[Kornholio]

Meh, it's your lawn and should be able to rape and pillage it at any time of the day and whatever machinery you can take to it with... I believe the first post is about the guy skiting that he can sleep in to high noon... The lawnmower is just an annoyance that doesn't really bother him... Kudos to lunchtime sleep ins, Just coming into an off season myself where sleep in s will be plentiful! Viva la bed

[Banditbandit]

's been said before .. but hey .. worth repeating ..

[240]

Got me a shiney new victa 2 stroke last week and I am fucking loving it!!
Even fired it up in the garage last night (told the missus that this was to run it in)

[dangerous]

Shit, ya can still buy a stroker... cool thought the PC brigade woulda stomped that by now... best mower I ever had was a Iron Horse (who remembers them?) mine was old in the early 90's exhaust went through the base above the blade, was a 2 piece half moon muffler, only the bottom half was missing on mine and it only had one speed... FARKING LOUD, suck on that OPer LOL, and tell ya what anything in its way was mauled.

[sketch]

my grandfather had a bunch of great sayings with such infinite wisdom as "women and fools should never see a job half done" and "bullshit bullshit it all sounds like bullshit to me to me"

He sed electric mowers are for poofs........

[Big Dave]

my grandfather had a bunch of great sayings with such infinite wisdom as "women and fools should never see a job half done" and "bullshit bullshit it all sounds like bullshit to me to me"

He sed electric mowers are for poofs........

Dave the bricklayer told me 'Only fools and children judge unfinished work.'


And tell grandad I got 195cm, 130kgs and enough ugly to deadlift a Harley that says I ain't no poof. :-)

[sketch]

Dave the bricklayer told me 'Only fools and children judge unfinished work.'


And tell grandad I got 195cm, 130kgs and enough ugly to deadlift a Harley that says I ain't no poof. :-)

hes dead, but il try and send him an email

[Big Dave]

hes dead, but il try and send him an email

Oh, errr. This is where the pregnant pause would go in meatspace.

[sketch]

Oh, errr. This is where the pregnant pause would go in meatspace.

tis ok i wasnt his biggest fan

[Big Dave]

I have an etching of Quixote and windmill by Dali.

[scumdog]

as far as your 11am wake up goes what the bloody arse are you doing in bed at that hour... tell ya what Ill swap you your lawn mower for my to 2 under 4yr olds and then you will be awake at12pm, 2am, 5am, 5:30am, and forced to get up at 6am every fucking day...

Cry me a river sunshine - YOU made the little larrikins didn't ya???