What would YOU do?

**Maha** · 5th May 2013, 17:06

Originally Posted by bosslady

I don't get it, lol

Take the cat to the SPCA where, for a small donation they will take it from you and rehouse it, then you are free to go for a ride/walk.

**FJRider** · 5th May 2013, 17:20

Originally Posted by Maha

Take the cat to the SPCA where, for a small donation they will take it from you and rehouse it, then you are free to go for a ride/walk.

Or she could phone the known owner to collect it ... for free.

**Oakie** · 5th May 2013, 17:33

Originally Posted by oldrider

I plan to come back in the next world as a cat but I have still got to eliminate a lot of vets in this one yet!

I plan to come back as a tablecloth ... so I'll get laid three times each day!

**Laava** · 5th May 2013, 19:20

Originally Posted by bosslady

Scenario is... you've been "borrowing" your neighbours cat for approx. a year. Feeding it, de-fleaing it and it spends a good deal of its time at your house (owners house has children in it full time, not part time as in your house, cat probably sick of kids). Your neighbour moves a couple months ago, about a k away. Neighbour kept cat indoors for 3 weeks so it wouldn't run away. As soon as neighbour let's it out, it goes missing and one week later turns up at YOUR house. You really love the cat but do the right thing and call the owner. Owner picks it up and is so happy cause his little girls were sad and thought it was dead or something. P.s. you learn they've given it a stupid name, poor cat. Then, maybe 2 weeks later it turns up at your house AGAIN. It's now been there for almost 1.5 days. The owner knows where you live, of course, said if it ever went missing they'd know where it would go and they have your number but you haven't heard from them yet. Do you keep the cat? Or call the rightful owner?

Why were you feeding your neighbours cat! And de fleaing it? Sounds like you own it.

Edit,I see my question is not very original, sorry about that.

**FJRider** · 5th May 2013, 20:49

Originally Posted by Oakie

I plan to come back as a tablecloth ... so I'll get laid three times each day!

How many forks a day would that work out to ...

**Flip** · 5th May 2013, 21:11

Keep the cat, it sounds like you are both happy with this.

**mashman** · 5th May 2013, 21:20

Originally Posted by FJRider

How many forks a day would that work out to ...

None if it's a finger buffet.

**Grizzo** · 5th May 2013, 21:46

Originally Posted by bosslady

Scenario is... you've been "borrowing" your neighbours cat for approx. a year. Feeding it, de-fleaing it and it spends a good deal of its time at your house (owners house has children in it full time, not part time as in your house, cat probably sick of kids). Your neighbour moves a couple months ago, about a k away. Neighbour kept cat indoors for 3 weeks so it wouldn't run away. As soon as neighbour let's it out, it goes missing and one week later turns up at YOUR house. You really love the cat but do the right thing and call the owner. Owner picks it up and is so happy cause his little girls were sad and thought it was dead or something. P.s. you learn they've given it a stupid name, poor cat. Then, maybe 2 weeks later it turns up at your house AGAIN. It's now been there for almost 1.5 days. The owner knows where you live, of course, said if it ever went missing they'd know where it would go and they have your number but you haven't heard from them yet. Do you keep the cat? Or call the rightful owner?

First world problems ay.

**nerrrd** · 5th May 2013, 21:47

Originally Posted by bosslady

No I love the kitty it's the only way I can get huggles from another living creature apart from my kids who don't count!

Now that's just silly.

Plus given I gave you a hug after our awesome ride, I'm slighty hurt by that (ok it wasn't much of a hug and definitely not a huggle).

Talk to me when you haven't had a huggle for about 25 years, sniff...and you should definitely get a cat.

**Goblin** · 5th May 2013, 22:13

Hah! Reminds me of when we had a black half siamese cat called Nigganuts. We tried to give him away to a lady who lived in the next suburb, Pleasant Heights. We knew the area as "Darkest Africa". He went missing for a few days so we all went around the neighborhood looking for him yelling "Nigganuts!!"
This was in the mid '70s but you couldn't get away with it today.