What are you drinking right now?

**Akzle** · 21st November 2014, 18:38

Originally Posted by Berries

Six bottles of DB
Five bottles of Asahi
Three bottles of Carlsberg
One can of Kilkenny
Five bottles of DB Export
And a partridge in a pear tree

here's how to handle that:

the can of kilkennym 2 carlbergs, 2 asahi, remaining carsberg, remaining asahi, all five DB export, if you're stilll awake and with guns, eat the partridge out of your tree.

the DB to be consumed only the moring after and only if your wife left you. (with the kids)

**Stirts** · 21st November 2014, 18:41

Originally Posted by Berries

Just saw a couple of boxes of 20 assorted beers and cider for $24. Bargain? I bought one. Got it home and opened the box with a sigh of disappointment considering the beers they have in store.

Six bottles of DB
Five bottles of Asahi
Three bottles of Carlsberg
One can of Kilkenny
Five bottles of DB Export
And a partridge in a pear tree

The first bottle I pulled out was sticky like it had been in a box that was dropped, so I got them all out one by one to give them a wipe. Oh, that DB Export looks a funny colour I thought to myself. DB Export fucking citrus. At 2% I wouldn't even call it beer.

Right about then I would've mixed them all together in a last ditch attempt to get a decent drink.

**Akzle** · 21st November 2014, 18:46

Originally Posted by Berries

Just saw a couple of boxes of 20 assorted beers and cider for $24. Bargain? I bought one. Got it home and opened the box with a sigh of disappointment considering the beers they have in store.

Six bottles of DB
Five bottles of Asahi
Three bottles of Carlsberg
One can of Kilkenny
Five bottles of DB Export
And a partridge in a pear tree

The first bottle I pulled out was sticky like it had been in a box that was dropped, so I got them all out one by one to give them a wipe. Oh, that DB Export looks a funny colour I thought to myself. DB Export fucking citrus. At 2% I wouldn't even call it beer. The only saving grace is there was no Speights in there but fuck me, hardly going to be a magical mystery tour is it. Luckily I grabbed a couple of double hopped IPA's that were on special at the same time. The wife can have the girly drinks.

Originally Posted by Stirts

Right about then I would've mixed them all together in a last ditch attempt to get a decent drink.

what are you? a 13 year old me?

**Grumph** · 21st November 2014, 18:48

Originally Posted by Stirts

Right about then I would've mixed them all together in a last ditch attempt to get a decent drink.

I remember vividly the prizegiving at a greymouth kart GP - the beer (if you could call it that) was the local Westbrew....Everyone bought spirits and spiked it.
The following morning was not pretty at our motel.....

**Stirts** · 21st November 2014, 18:52

Originally Posted by Akzle

what are you? a 13 year old me?

I am drunk, so yes. I thought you were younger....farken old cunt.

**Akzle** · 21st November 2014, 19:04

meh... give it a go...

any port in a storm, and all that

**scumdog** · 21st November 2014, 19:11

Holding off the drinking until tomorrow at the Magpie Madness!

**Coldrider** · 21st November 2014, 19:19

Originally Posted by scumdog

Holding off the drinking until tomorrow at the Magpie Madness!

I held off drinking last night as I was riding there. Now I am there I am not holding back.

**BuzzardNZ** · 21st November 2014, 19:21

screw the craft beers, corona is where it's at

**Stirts** · 21st November 2014, 19:34

Originally Posted by BuzzardNZ

screw the craft beers, corona is where it's at

I concur...after a bottle of red, I must say, they taste mighty fine.

I think I fucked the order up

**Akzle** · 21st November 2014, 19:45

spic piss!

**Stirts** · 21st November 2014, 19:54

Originally Posted by Akzle

spic piss!

Boca de pedoo, chinga tu madre!

**Berries** · 21st November 2014, 22:30

Now that I am fairly well munted on Spanish red wine, Monteiths and the dregs of some Famous Grouse I am tempted to DRIVE down to New World and ask for a refund. Yes, they are closed etc etc etc, but there is an important principle involved here.

Probably.