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    You asked what?

    You know how this works.

    Yesterday I asked my boss "how big is a semi?"

    Did not realise what I had asked until I had sent the skype message

    What have you asked/said.
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    Nonono,

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    A few years back, I asked on this very forum whether anyone had experience with a screamer (as in the noise emitter that you can hook up to a radar detector on a bike to make it louder). To my eternal regret, I left the bit in brackets out. I thoroughly deserved the replies and was just about in tears laughing at Hitcher's response concerning the girlfriend of a university flat mate. Scummy was on top form too! Here's the post: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...radar-detector

    Definitely foot in mouth time but the responses were pure gold

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    It's what was said....the year was 2001

    Driving back in for the Manakau Heads after work, the sun was setting and to be honest, it was at the magical light time of an early evening, when driver co worker said
    ''Wouldn't it be great to just sit on those hills and Hold hands''?
    My reply was ... ''I'd rather just get home if you don't mind Brian''...
    '' Not with you ya arsehole, I ment with Billy'' (his wife)

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    A couple of years back I had a boss standing in front of me yelling about something (I can't remember what) .. when she ran down I said "I'm sorry, you've mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck ..." ... then my brain told me I had said it out loud ...

    I was only in that job for a month or two after that ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Hey bro,,hold my beer an watch this.

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    Why do some people find it necessary to start numerous totally pointless threads on KB?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonu View Post
    why do some people find it necessary to start numerous totally pointless threads on kb?
    because they can ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonu View Post
    Why do some people find it necessary to start numerous totally pointless threads on KB?
    For exactly the same reason that some people find it necessary to post in them...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    For exactly the same reason that some people find it necessary to post in them...
    What he said.

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    Fuckin why not ?

    it's still fun for people with no life Iike me, unlike yourself who is not also sitting in front of a PC,,with the TV on.

    I need entertainment so make me laugh or go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    For exactly the same reason that some people find it necessary to post in them...
    Do they not see there is no point replying .. ??
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    You know how this works.

    Yesterday I asked my boss "how big is a semi?"

    Did not realise what I had asked until I had sent the skype message

    What have you asked/said.
    Whoa, whoa, whoa! back the truck up!
    How big was it?
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Whoa, whoa, whoa! back the truck up!
    How big was it?
    Depends on how hard you want to make it ... semi's seldom seem hard enough though ..
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    My first day in France I asked a waiter in my broken French if he spoke French.
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    but once again you proved me wrong.
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    I was hit by one such driver while remaining in the view of their mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    It's what was said....the year was 2001


    '' Not with you ya arsehole, I ment with Billy'' (his wife)
    that shit's only just become legal hasn't it?

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