You asked what?

[bluninja]

Referring a County Colts rugby trial match I was told by the selectors that I could do the coin toss, or just choose a side to take the kick off. I said I'd leave it to the teams. I called the captains over and asked "Do you want me to toss for you?" Missed out the coin bit DOH!!

[haydes55]

I arrive at a customers house in the work vanto climb in there roof.

Every day at least one customer asks if I have a torch... or a ladder... or if I want a chair to stand on to get into the roof

Na mate sorry I turned up in a van to get in your roof banking on you having a ladder and torch for me.

[Laava]

I arrive at a customers house in the work vanto climb in there roof.

Every day at least one customer asks if I have a torch... or a ladder... or if I want a chair to stand on to get into the roof

Na mate sorry I turned up in a van to get in your roof banking on you having a ladder and torch for me.

Come in the 'ol van did ya?

[Mom]

because they can ...

For exactly the same reason that some people find it necessary to post in them...

What he said.

-Indy

Fuckin why not ?

Thanks guys but dont stress, jason is just my own little fanboi...

Whoa, whoa, whoa! back the truck up!
How big was it?

Same as an Artic apparently

[Laava]

Thanks guys but dont stress, jason is just my own little fanboi...



Same as an Artic apparently

With a bendy bit in the middle?

[Mom]

Standing at the start of a KB ride. Cold and mildly damp morning and a female friend arrives. She was dressed in leather and looked cold.

I knew I could offer her something to keep her warm on the ride, and just because I am nice like that, I asked her if she wanted a root?

What?

All the people around stopped and looked at us. My jaw was dropped as I could not believe what I had said to her.

She looked at me like I had three heads

Fancy her I do, but not in a sexual way, although
Scrambled to explain what I meant. I was offering her a rain suit, it came out of my mouth as a root. What can I say?

Root it is called from there on in...

[Mom]

Here's the post: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...radar-detector

Definitely foot in mouth time but the responses were pure gold

Thank you for posting the link, I was going to ask you to...

With a bendy bit in the middle?

Kinks are cool...

[cc rider]

...when driver co worker said
''Wouldn't it be great to just sit on those hills and Hold hands''?
My reply was ... ''I'd rather just get home if you don't mind Brian''...
'' Not with you ya arsehole, I ment with Billy'' (his wife)

So you sat on the hill holding hands with his missus?!?...

Yesterday I asked my boss "how big is a semi?"

proportional to a colon

Cold and mildly damp morning and a female friend arrives. She was dressed in leather and looked hot.

I knew I could offer her something to keep her warm on the ride, and just because I am nice like that, I asked her if she wanted a root?

Fancy her I do, but not in a sexual way, although
I was offering her a rain suit, it came out of my mouth as a root. What can I say?

Root it is called from there on in...

Raincoat=Root
Correct term usage just wrong context... yet so delightful from one so gloriously genuine (the wears cordura).
And it is hard to keep a root in ya mouth for too long

Awesome... next time a customer asks for wet weather gear, I'll offer them a root... sure to make commission them

[cc rider]

When helping customers with boots I've asked if they want me to pull them off or do they prefer to do it on their own



lucky we have bike riders as customers... cause you know how 'straight' they are

[Grumph]

On the radio link to base, wanting to know till what time the office would be manned, I asked the office girl what time she got off.....

Took both of us a while to live that down.

[Oakie]

A couple of years back I had a boss standing in front of me yelling about something (I can't remember what) .. when she ran down I said "I'm sorry, you've mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck ..." ... then my brain told me I had said it out loud ...

I was only in that job for a month or two after that ...

I said that to my General Manager a couple of weeks back (although I amended it to ... "someone who cares") when he told me he couldn't access our server on his laptop. There was an awkward silence for a couple of seconds then I though "oh oh, have I gone too far?". Then a small smile appeared on his face and he walked out of my office.

[Oakie]

And yesterday it was bbq'd sausage day at work. Someone from the office fetched them and handed them out ... sausie wrapped in bread. She said to our female accountant "I'm, sorry but yours looks like a penis. It's got a knob at the end of it" ... and then without really thinking for more than half a second I said "We're coming in to watch you eat it". No implications from that one yet...