One way of getting a job!

**Wolf** · 19th August 2005, 13:45

Originally Posted by bugjuice

I am a cunning linguist

You'd have to be - your handwriting's atrocious!

**bugjuice** · 19th August 2005, 14:20

Originally Posted by Wolf

You'd have to be - your handwriting's atrocious!

I'm right-handed.. and it's constantly got the shakes from over-usage. Doctor says I have to cut back on using it, but it just feels too strange with the left hand..

**Eurygnomes** · 19th August 2005, 15:04

I think the chick is leaning against the tree to stabilise herself!! That looks seriously uncomfortable.

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**Hillbilly** · 16th March 2007, 02:34

This joke was emailed to me by my sister. Hopefully not a repost:

Resimay

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,

Pepole really seam to respond to me well.Im lookin for a Jobb as a
secritary but it musent b e to complicaited I no my spelling is not
to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat
you think that I am werth,I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse
fore yore anser. Hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me
taken at my last jobb.

Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check!

**dasser** · 16th March 2007, 07:57

Peggy you are hired.

My company makes Buoyancy aids, so you will fit in well.

Ha Ha

**placidfemme** · 16th March 2007, 08:46

lol repost... or very similar anyway... still a good one!

**ManDownUnder** · 16th March 2007, 08:47

my rethponth coming thoon ath I thop dwooling

**LilSel** · 27th September 2007, 14:14

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the offiser job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a offiser but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
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