One way of getting a job!

**Str8 Jacket** · 19th August 2005, 11:57

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

(see image below) . . . .

Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

**John** · 19th August 2005, 11:59

tristan just says "can I have a job" employer "no" tristan: "i'll sucks you good" employer: "no" tristan: "can I sucks you anyways?"

**bugjuice** · 19th August 2005, 12:00

Originally Posted by John

tristan just says "can I have a job" employer "no" tristan: "i'll sucks you good" employer: "no" tristan: "can I sucks you anyways?"

you're sick, and need help.

**John** · 19th August 2005, 12:02

IF YOU REALLY WANT A FRIEND I'M 100DOLLARS FOR FULL SERVICE..

**bugjuice** · 19th August 2005, 12:16

Originally Posted by John

IF YOU REALLY WANT A FRIEND I'M 100DOLLARS FOR FULL SERVICE..

you are the forum whore, ay..

**John** · 19th August 2005, 12:24

No I am just a whore to a select few, you are no longer on my list

**bugjuice** · 19th August 2005, 12:32

Originally Posted by John

No I am just a whore to a select few, you are no longer on my list

awwww.. that sux..

**Wolf** · 19th August 2005, 12:47

Originally Posted by bugjuice

awwww.. that sux..

Downstairs about ten minutes ago was a young lass (no, Sniper, I don't have her number for you (and it's a pity for your sake 'cause she was very attractive, but I digress)) wearing a T-shirt that read:

CHEERLEADERS SUCK
[Band that's how they get to be cheerleaders[/B]

**John** · 19th August 2005, 12:50

Originally Posted by Wolf

Downstairs about ten minutes ago was a young lass (no, Sniper, I don't have her number for you (and it's a pity for your sake 'cause she was very attractive, but I digress)) wearing a T-shirt that read:

CHEERLEADERS SUCK
[Band that's how they get to be cheerleaders[/B]

Yea she was 14 to

**bugjuice** · 19th August 2005, 13:05

Originally Posted by Wolf

Downstairs about ten minutes ago was a young lass (no, Sniper, I don't have her number for you (and it's a pity for your sake 'cause she was very attractive, but I digress)) wearing a T-shirt that read:

CHEERLEADERS SUCK
and that's how they get to be cheerleaders

now ya talkin.. where are they...?