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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    I'd tap it.
    Yeah .. but she's pretty ordinary in the photo ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Someone has high standards, are you too sexy for her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post
    Someone has high standards, are you too sexy for her?
    Naaa .. not really ... or I won't boast ...

    I probably would tap that too ... but I was surprised by her photo ... I don;t think she's a hot as she thinks she is ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    I wouldn't shag anyone that needed a brown bag over their head. We beautifull people have standards you know.
    From behind, sellotape a picture of Morticia Addams to the back of her head. Or Justin Beiber, or whatever you're into.

    It worked for Peter Griffin, it can work for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    From behind, sellotape a picture of Morticia Addams to the back of her head. Or Justin Beiber, or whatever you're into.

    It worked for Peter Griffin, it can work for you.
    Peter Griffin!! .... he ruined our sex life!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    I'd tap it.
    She does look like she's a beer container.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Peter Griffin!! .... he ruined our sex life!
    How can a caertoon character do that ??? Or Maybe - pix or it didn't happen ..
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    How can a caertoon character do that ??? Or Maybe - pix or it didn't happen ..
    Did you not see the episode where Peters sex face (as they referred to it) during orgasm and sex with Lois was "emphasised heavily"?

    It was hilarious and both my wife and I were in hysterics while watching it.

    The rest I will leave to your imagination, sex will never be the same!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post

    The rest I will leave to your imagination, sex will never be the same!
    Oh yeah, nothing quite kills your rhythm like an attack of the giggles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    From behind, sellotape a picture of Morticia Addams to the back of her head. Or Justin Beiber, or whatever you're into.

    It worked for Peter Griffin, it can work for you.
    Nah. just think of the sister in law. Just have to be carefull to call out the right name.
    " Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"

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    Looks like she has had some botox to me.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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